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New Song Smell- Jay-Z Feat. B.I.C.- Glory
That’s right, your eyes do not decieve you.
Blue Ivy Carter is featured with her father Jay-Z crying in tune.
This, I blame on The Beyonce
Forget about the rumors about how much they paid Lenox Hill.
Forget about the “fregnancy” (fake pregnancy, that is) rumors.
Forget, well, this.
Listen to Jay-Z Feat. B.I.C.- Glory here
You heard correctly, Jay said they had a miscarriage before. Good Grief.
Truth be told, It’s a beautiful song. If only more men would take this stance…
Bey-Z, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid: Luke James- I Want You
The title tells me I like the direction this is going in. #SESSY
@:05 Ok, so he looks 13 here. Now I feel weird about saying it’s “Sessy”.
@ :27 Is this a regular rotary phone, or a hipster rotary phone that connects to the internets?
@:44 HIT THAT NOTE LIKE PRINCE TAUGHT YOU
@ 1:18 Are you old enough to have said “One Night Stands” ?
@ 2:12 You guys have a leak.
@ 2:32 NO LONGER UPSET ABOUT SAID LEAK
@ 2:34 Those are not the muscles of the underaged. Vamoose barely legal guilt.
@ 2:45 She should run to him, if he’s going to sing that high. Her next move should be to find out if he can make her hit that note. #SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
@ 3:29 Confirmation that he really is singing, that vein on the side of his head SAYS SO.
This live Ken doll has a beautiful voice. Luke’s work first caught my attention as one half of “Luke and Q”, who, I beleieve, were Tank proteges. Glad that once he left the group, he decided to keep on singing.
Luke James’ pre-album, #Luke will be available 12/22.
With The Beyonce on his chest side, something tells me he will be alright.
Love,
Ms. Officer
Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- Dr. Dre & Eminem
Dr. Dre can be defined in 3 eras:
1. World Class Wrecking Crew/N.W.A.
2. East Coast/West Coast (Pre- Eminem)
3. Post Eminem
And, while we are in the season of the VMA, it looks like everyone appearing/performing/up for awards is Black:
-Nicki Minaj, B.o.B., Jay-Z, Justin Beiber, Kanye West, Drake, The Beyonce, Eminem…
So it’s only right.
Hearing this song at my friend Nyisha’s house Sunday instantly reminded me of how much I loved it. That was also evidenced by the headache I got from bopping so hard + Patron Silver.
Glad to know Dre is hard at work.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid: John Legend & The Roots Feat. Common & Melanie Fiona- Wake Up Everybody
@ :02- I could do without a topless John Legend.
@:37- That’s right, take over City Hall Borough Hall
@:49- Does this Negro ever wear attire that doesn’t involve a plunging neckline?
@1:15- ! Reminiscent of
@1:23
@2:12- I can’t listen to John Legend without hearing the WB Frog.
@2:44- The mics are stratetgically placed so you don’t forget who the real star here is.
@3:07- If you walked down the street with your hair like that today, people would like at you like you’re insane. Sad, but true.
@3:14- Although all that porch monkeying stoop sitting must go.
@3:23- Common wears that Newsies hat so well
@3:28- Hello again, top of John Legend’s chest
@3:48- Preach!
@4:16- Wake up cab drivers & stop d*cking us in fares
@4:47- Ok, bye now.
Uplifting message, positive imagery, no use of profanity, and save from JLegend, no nudity
…means this vid won’t get played…anywhere.
But it is here 
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid- M.I.A.- XXXO
I posted the remix to this song with Jay-Z quite some time ago here.
@ :05- Thank GOD I’m not epileptic
@ :08- Is it still a weave if an (East) Indian wears it?
@:20- Don’t I have that picture frame on my phone?
@:40- She looks great post- pregnancy
@:46- Subtle message she’s delivering to her record label, eh?
@ 1:09- Could this depict what she sees when she’s high?
@ 1:30- What the hell does any of this say
@ 1:58- See? It’s like she’s a tiger. I get it.
But I know someone who did it better:
@2:02- It’s becoming quite evident that Jiggaman isn’t in this version.
@2:51- I feel like I’m looking at a long MySpace page. Back in ’06.
@2:57- Wow. That just confirmed it.
Eh.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid: Beyonce- Why Don’t You Love Me
Long ago I declared that from here on out, Beyonce Knowles would be no longer known as such, but as The Beyonce.
Just for the sheer fact that she’s well…
her.
This is a great song.
But
If it wasn’t obvious before:
It’s glaringly evident now.
This {Insert 5-letter adjective here} is nuts. And everyone seems to think it’s ok. Cool, even. To the point that multiple personalities crazy becomes cool.
She opened “Ring the Alarm” with a dead body on the floor. I don’t have to explain Telephone at all.
All of The Beyonce’s videos are very much her. Even if they do (by some off chance) involve other people, you are never allowed to forget the main focus: The Beyonce.
I mean, I get the whole ’60′s theme. I get it. And what is with the smoking? You’d look like
Never mind everything else about the video.
Look. This is just a forewarning. Once you start seeing The Beyonce acting like this:
Much like
and The Case of The Underage Girls & The Pee Tape To Prove It,
there were signs all along. So when The Beyonce snaps…
…Can’t say I didn’t tell you so.
Told ya so
Love,
*Ms. Officer
