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Barack Obama!
As if you had a choice, you watched Barack Obama last night. He commandeered your telly, making it rain on 3 major networks, pushing back the World Series (you know how folk get about they’re Baseball) with a simulcast on numerous cable channels.
Wtf was ABC thinking?
And in case, for some reason you were not watching, I dunno, any channel on the Comcast/Time Warner cable networks, or were looking @ ‘Pushing Daisies’ (which is what you should be doing if you thought that was important), Here it is in 4 convenient parts below:
I love him.
Whoever orchestrated this is truly a genius.
I wanted to cry when I saw Larry Stewart put that Wal Mart uniform on. He’s 78! Good grief!
This was very well put together, and appealled to large ethinic/racial groups. White woman, Black Family, Latino family, back to more White people.
I gotchya.
I’m also glad that every main issue that he posed a solution to, it was also written on the screen. No confusion. Ya got it? Ya know where he stands now?
I’m watching the speech Barack is giving right now in Missouri… & whoever this camera man is is giving me a headache.
Barack the Vote!
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: The Double Talk Express- Pulling Into A Station Near You
Ok so first of all, the venue of last night’s presidential debate absolutely sucked. Located in Nashville, Ten-A-Key at Pookie‘s Belmont University, was in the middle of nowhere, not to mention the set looked like:
There was a special bond that was shared between Tom Brokaw and John McCan’t, aside from the fact that Brokaw supports McCan’t, they were style twins together.
See? He didn’t even like it.Showdown ’08: I Would Not Want Sarah Palin as the Vice President of the word ‘Potatoe’.
This is feeling eerily reminiscent…
The first & only Vice Presidential debate was last week, and for lack of better words, Sarah Palin completely blew it.
Hooray for Joe Biden!
Shall We?
Gwen Ifill: What Are You Going To Do About The Polarization of Reform in the government?
Sarah Palin: Well Darn it, We gotta send the Maverick, John McCan’t in there, cuz Barack Obama votes with his party 96% of the time! He doesn’t even vote outside of his party! He’s inconsistent!
Gwen Ifill: What are we gong to do about the sub-prime mortgage loan crisis? Do you think predatory lenders are to blame?
Sarah Palin: Hell yeah them Mothaf*ckers is to blame. Joe Six Pack, Hockey Moms, Unite!
Joe Biden: You’re a lying heiffer.
Gwen Ifill: Do You Support Gay Rights?
Sarah Palin: I have one gay friend, & his name is Shawn but likes to be called Sasha, so I guess I tolerate them. I mean I won’t hurl insults but, you know.
Gwen Ifil: So Do Etither Of You Support Gay Marriage?
Joe Biden: Hell no.
Sarah Palin: Ditto.
Sarah Palin: Barack Obama voted against funding for the troops.
Joe Biden: Were you even aware that McCain voted the same way?
Sarah Palin: You know I still don’t know what the Vice President does? I’ve just been reading what they write on my Blackberry.
But in order for this to be even be considered a debate, the questions would have to be answered. Then there would have to be a response by the other party to the appropriately answered question.
Sometimes, if you don’t know the answer to a question, its best to just ignore the question all together. Then you have to state that you don’t wanna answer it, then try to remember what you made up, just in case you ran into this situation.
Sarah Palin: I don’t think we should talk to any government leaders outside the U.S., Even if they do like us.
Joe Biden: Dumbass McCain doesn’t even wanna sit down with our allies dumbass! of SPAINNNNNNNNN
P.S.: Who’s this Aquanetta person they keep talking about?
Sarah Palin: I’m stupid & unqualified. Please Don’t trust or vote for me.
Gwen Ifill: Alright, Shut up we gotta move on.
& That is what I took away from this debate. Its painstakingly clear that Joe Biden won. Tonight, Barack & McCan’t will face off again, & I’m sure there will be a ton of Maverick jokes to share.
And the beat goes on.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
‘Nobody Gives Less Of A F*ck Than George Bush’
Chris Rock in space? I gotta see this.
So on Saturday night I was perched in front of my TV to watch Chris Rock’s 1st stand up comedy special in 4 years. And I was thorougly entertained.
So what he was wearing the same thing as on Bigger & Blacker
Still funny. Besides he was right on point when talking about George Bush not giving a f*ck.
Hahah, This is always a treat:
Expect more on this post! It will be updated!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Vote for Barack Obama!
Don’t Be Stupid! You better do it! & make sure you’re registered properly!
Barack Obama has the distinction of being the very 1st subject of my brand new blog! Historic!!!
Yes we can!!!
*Ms. Officer
