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Hilarity Pt. 21: Being A Dickhead’s Cool

Via my darling friend Dawn Gregory, this happened upon my Facebook wall.

Don’t be put off by the English accents. Just watch it.

Funny thing is, this holds true the world over.

This can go on and on.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays- Dr. Dre & Eminem

Dr. Dre can be defined in 3 eras:

1. World Class Wrecking Crew/N.W.A.

2. East Coast/West Coast (Pre- Eminem)


3. Post Eminem

And, while we are in the season of the VMA, it looks like everyone appearing/performing/up for awards is Black:

-Nicki Minaj, B.o.B., Jay-Z, Justin Beiber, Kanye West, Drake, The Beyonce, Eminem…

So it’s only right.

Hearing this song at my friend Nyisha’s house Sunday instantly reminded me of how much I loved it. That was also evidenced by the headache I got from bopping so hard + Patron Silver.

Glad to know Dre is hard at work.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Top 5 Songs Of The Week, 8/09

5. Wyclef Jean Feat. Barrington Levy- Delilah (Download Courtesy RockDizMusic)

The self-proclaimed Haitian President & Di won name Barrington Levy teamed up & produced a Shabba Ranks sampled hit. I like.

4. Flo-Rida Feat. Ludacris & Gucci Mane- Why You Up In Here (Download)

This chunky negro keeps on churning out the catchiest tunes. Whoever’s on this hook should get a Grammy.

3. Twista Feat. Raekwon- The Heat (Download Courtesy Urbanascor)

No I.D. is smashing everything moving.

2. K-OS Feat. Drake- Faith

Though slightly reminicent of Jay-Z’s My 1st song, it’s still completely refreshing. A Ron Burgundy mention doesn’t hurt at all.

1. Kid Cudi Feat. Lil’ Wayne- The Outcome

Who would’ve thunk a song involving Lil’ Wayne would make it to the top of this list? Small Wonder.

*Bonus*

Toni Braxton- Hats

Admittedly, this is an awful pic of me. But who doesn’t love this woman?

Rock City- Words Can’t Explain

I-15- Ohh Ahh

(Not to be confused with Boyz II Men Uhh Ahh)

Bon Apetit!

Love, Ms. Officer

New Vid: Dwele- What’s Not To Love

Dwele. One of the few artists I look forward to hearing from.

He’s also killing it right now on Power with Kanye West. You can find that here.

Just vibe on this one.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Summer Song: Drake- Find Your Love

Frowsing around the internet, this song made it’s way to me. (Ok, maybe The Q-Side too)

& It’s crazy.

It’s got that vibe that makes me want to wear my short skirt and eat ice cream in front of hot guys on a Summer day.

Say what you want about the halfie Canadian boy,

he’s definitely got some talent.

As evidenced here, by this Kanye West-produced track.

Take a listen for yourself here

Of course this is off of his highly anticipated debut, Thank Me Later, due out May 25 June 15 at some point that’s most likely 6/15, but I don’t want to definitively say so I don’t look like an idiot if it gets moved back again.

I’ll even include a little warm weather formula for the males reading this, guaranteed to ensure you clamp down:

1. Get a hot car.

2. Install huge, obnoxious, abrasive sound system in its trunk.

3. Drive around.

4. Play this song.

Repeat steps 1-4 at the corners of your local beauty parlors, Korean nail salons, and Dr. Jays— and watch migration season begin.

Can’t say I never gave you anything.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

We Are The World 25 For Haiti

Be prepared to get choked up here. It is not just the array of celebs who participated in the recording that is overwhelming– it’s the fact that some of those can’t even sing (Vince Vaughn, Lil’ Wayne, Swizz Beats) who still supported a waaaaay more than worth cause:

The inserts of MJ really did it to me, he was prominently featured in the origional “We Are The World” recording.

Donate:

Buy the song on iTunes, Text “WORLD” to 50555 to give $10, or visit http://wearetheworldfoundation.org/

Hard to believe it has already been 1 month since the earthquake struck Haiti.  I sincerely pray that every single cent of the millions raised in all of the various help Haiti efforts; including MTV Networks “Hope For Haiti Now”, CNN’s Larry KIng Live: How You Can Help and BET’s “S.O.S. Haiti Telethon Saving Ourselves” will go directly to the people of this country.

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Love,

*Ms. Officer

Here’s One of the Reasons Why I Love Jim Jones

First off, this n*gga is crazy.  He says whatever, wherever, whenever about whomever.  These excerpts are not included in the current issue of Complex magazine, where he graces (I figure he would use that word) the cover.

Jim Jones Complex Magazine December 2008 Photos

Allow me to present the evidence:

Exhibit #1:

Complex: You said that at one point, Jay-Z was your favorite rapper and then he went out “like a dud.” When did your perception of him change?

Jim Jones: When he went from being a boss to an employee and he had no reason for doing that. I took a job with Kevin Liles and them because I had all the reason in the world to do that—I’m a hustler and I wanted to learn the whole game from the inside out. At that point, when Jay went corporate, he already knew the whole game. Roc-A-Fella was on a roll that nobody could probably stop, ever. So when you downshift and you go from wanting to run your own ship to being on a crew on somebody else’s ship, I don’t care how big the ship is, it’s not the same. You lose the power. You lose the equity, and to me it’s like you just sold your soul. You fell into the loop. And you supposed to come from the street—we’re supposed to always set our own precedent and do it the way we wanna do it.

Exhibit #2

Complex: How do you feel about Jada going to the ROC. Does that surprise you?

Jim Jones: I don’t know, some people got to do business moves. Some people don’t have enough power to do things in their own regard, so they do things to create some type of hype. Some type of niche that would reel people in to get people to look at them. I guess he felt that him doing the Roc-A-Fella thing would give him that. Me, myself, I don’t think it would’ve given him anything whether he would’ve done a deal with a real label or not. [Roc-A-Fella] is not even a real label no more. Like I told you, L.A. Reid owns it. You smell me? They sold it. That’s why Dame is in here with us—he made money off that. Who owns it?

Complex: Are you cool with anyone from Roc-A-Fella?

Jim Jones: There isn’t really any Roc-A-Fella. Wheres Roc-A-Fella signed to? Who owns Roc-A-Fella? Jay don’t own Roc-A-Fella. L.A. Reid owns Roc-A-Fella and there’s no Roc-A-Fella artists. Not even Jay, for that matter. He hasn’t sold any real incredible records for him to be saying that he’s the best in the world. People are selling circles around his sales, but his publicity and his star power has overcome anything. Then you know, he got the Beyonce factor, which is a great factor for him.

Complex: Have you ever run into Beyonce?

Jim Jones: Nah, we don’t deal with that. That’s a different part. We stick to what we’re doing. Smell me? We don’t violate that. Gangstas don’t do that. No women no children. Smell me?

Exhibit #3

Complex: This year, it seems like Dame has been really focused on trying to make you a star. Some people have compared his drive to the way he pushed Jay-Z at the beginning. How do you respond to that?

Jim Jones: Shit, that’s a great comparison. If you look at it, Dame did alright for Jay-Z. That old nigga has cake, he’s paid. So how bad can that be? Dame made history, he started Roc-A-Fella records, and I’ve seen it. I watched the first Roc-A-Fella fitted he had on his head that he made from a 3rd Avenue store when it was just stitched on and shit. He’s a historical person, he’s done it and he’s done it well. He not only did it with Jay, but he did it with Kanye; he set a precedent for niggas that want to become something in this game, who come from the street and want to make a lot of money. Dame is a beast—when I was younger, I always admired his hustle. I can do more. I don’t need to use rap as a crutch for the rest of my life. I can rap and I can do the business, I can model and do the business, I can own a production team. It’s a big difference over here, [Jay-Z] can’t do that. He’s not that savvy, not that fly, I don’t think he’s that handsome. All he has is a gorgeous flow—my momma raised a gorgeous child.

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Exhibit #4

Complex: Are you worried about how your new album sales will stand up against the likes of 50 and Jay?

Jim Jones: They better watch out. The pressure is on them. I got the same amount of advertising power that they’re going to have. Columbia is about to spend some money. It’s going to be a battle for PO’s in the store; it’s going to be a battle. People are going to see me as much as they see them, and I’m handsome, ya dig? I don’t know about them other n*ggas. Girls like a good picture, so at the end of the day, girls just might buy it because they think I look fly on the cover.

Exhibit #5

http://www.therundown.tv/wp-content/photos/jim_jones_100807.jpg

Complex: There was a rumor that there was another part II to “Swagger Like Us” coming out with Jeezy and Andre 3000 on it. How you feel about that?

Jim Jones: When’s the last time anyone has dressed like any of those people? Where are we going with this? I would exclude Andre 3000, because niggas are never going to dress like him anyway. He’s on his own other shit. But for the most part, we set the precedent. Why you think they got me on the cover of Complex for? We about to blow niggas’ minds. These niggas know I can do it, and they can’t and they know girls aren’t going to be mad at it. They’re going to be like, ah man, I can’t even get up on that shit, he’s taking it too far to the point where I can’t be involved. [Laughs]. We’re going to have fun with this one for a bit.

Exhibit #6

Complex: You also have a fitness DVD coming out?

Jim Jones: I’m going to start shooting soon. I’ve been getting in shape for the past few years. It helps me to not be so frustrated. I’ve got pretty good at it. It’s a billion dollar industry. It’s just another check in my pocket.

…Sounds a lot like….

in simpler terms a hot mess.

Whatever.  He’s nuts & I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Goonies!

Love,

Ms. Officer

Hotsh*t! Kanye West- Robocop

http://soupytrumpet.com/uploads/2008/02/kanye_west_grammy.jpg

Don’t say I never gave y’all nothin.

Sh*t.  This album just might be all he’s running his mouth that it will be.

I wonder who this song could be about?

http://holamun2.com/files/images/attachments/2006/11/kanye-west-models.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_kanye_080229_ssh.jpg

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/selita2.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/gallery/beyonce_si/kanye_west.jpg

Whatever the case may be, this song is hot & has the potential to spawn an equally funny video.

‘They shoulda never gave you n*ggas money!’

I’m still Team Kanye.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/5130999.jpg

Love,

Ms. Officer

Kanye West- Love LockDown

Anyone see the resemblance between

and

However, say what you want about this guy, Love LockDown is hot & so is the video.

Although

Sounds a lot like Love Lockdown to me.

Maybe its just the

http://www.celebritytrashcan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/t-pain-aka-faheen-najm.jpg

autotune.

Still hot though.

http://i38.tinypic.com/4vhbg8.jpg

This should be a problem.

Love,

Ms. Officer

A Refresher

Since the early ’90′s Brandy has given us some top notch material, including TV shows and movies, I just wanna talk about the music right quick.

When she started w/

Who was this girl w/ the braids?

Then she came out w/

and it was on.  It became thee official ghetto girl anthem.  Everybody’s ‘part’ was King Queen Latifah’s verse.

How precious is that its for Ray J?

But she’s really had some hits under her belt:

Hahah Donald is downstairs (ok, ok I thought he was cute too)

Not to mention this song was on the ‘Waiting To Exhale’ Soundtrack tape that I played incessantly

whaaaaaaaaat! w/ Mason Betha (+Harelm World/Bad Boy, pre minister, pre G-Unit– that was weird) That was a fun summer.

& who can forget

Now everyone who was fightin over a boy could play that song in the background & pretend that it was them.

A couple years later it was

(I hate those random Youtube-homemade videos for songs w/out videos too, but u get the point w/ the Usher remix to this song)

So it should come as no surprise that when she returned, it was gonna be with a hot song:

This is my joint, not to mention it is very easy to relate to. That’s real right thurr.

I like this one too- I’ve had this song for a while, but am now officially letting you know that its hot, so consider yourself put on-

Finally! Another female singer aside from Bey-Z w/ quality music who I can sing along to has come back!

Chea.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

It’s Over

Now, ordinarily when listening to John Legend, I feel like I’m listening to

See? (& I hate that song)

But!

http://www.soulbounce.com/soul/blog_image/john_legend_sideeye-thumb-473x315.jpg

Someone’s not afraid to ‘Rock The Mic’ (wink, wink)

http://croonerculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/john-legend-concert.jpg

& to prove it, John Legend’s new song w/ Kanye West is completely off the hook. I can’t stop listening to it.

Sucky quality, I know, but you get the idea.

http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/angry-kanye-west.jpg

Say what you want about him, but he’s ill. I’m team Kanye.

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Thanks man.

I love this one too

& A ¡Bonus! for ur listening pleasure:

The original soulful white boy everyone thought was Puerto Rican then mad when they found out he was Italian then embraced him anyway, Jon B. (Accompanied by a Mr. Paul Wall on the track).

Who cares, that song is hot & Jon B. knows how to make a good record:

Whooaaa

& Don’t forget

aaaaaoooowww (that also goes quite nicely with Koffee Brown’s After Party if ur DJ’ing)

ah, white soul.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

MTV’s VMA’s 2008

Just some quick thoughts on how I saw the MTV Video Music Awards.

Something just didn’t seem right about  T-Pain’s entrance atop an elephant, but I can’t figure out what. Maybe you can help me out:

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080907/425.TPain.090708.jpg

Then he had the nerve to take the stairs down from it. Immediately I thought of:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38223000/jpg/_38223299_minstrel300.jpg

-Rihanna did not sing during her performance of Disturbia.  I honestly did not know how that was going to come out.  It worked in the video, but live…eh…

Chris Brown looked good though. chrisbrownvma2.JPGReal good. Mmmmm.

-Everybody Looks The Same To Me Vol. 4:

Then Jamie Foxx Came out & picked up where that Russel Brand Bland whatever his name is person kinda left the audience saggin.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/jamie-foxx-2006-clive-davis-pre-grammy-awards-party-dXnrHJ.jpg

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Or was it Sean Garrett I can’t tell the difference.

-They showed a clip of Ne-Yo & I know he’s gearing up for “The Year of the Gentleman” but recently he looks like hes been wearing the same thing.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/grammy08/arrivals/ne-yo.jpg

Over

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/ne-yo.jpg

hahah lets see that one again

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/ne-yo.jpg

woooo gurl

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj55/rnbmusicblogdotcom1/neyo.jpg

and over

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/neyo.jpg

and over again

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj55/rnbmusicblogdotcom1/Ne-Yo-2.jpg

I mean, I know he changes his clothes but its just….Maybe its the hat that’s throwing me off. Or something else…

-Then there were The Jonas Brothers, who were the butt of this guy’s http://www.thedeco.co.uk/downloads%5CRussell_Brand_10.JPG

‘jokes’ all night.

But is that a drop curl?

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/christina-aguilera-vmas-jonas.jpg< Did he use rollers?

Then there was your favorite whimsical rapper & mine, Lil’ Weezyana.  He had a piercing in his lip (probably induced by some sort of percocet high) but I’m certain one of u finds that sexy.

-What does Leona Lewis have to do w this?

Wait a minute, was that a patent leather top hat?

Dis negro just does whatever he wants.

-Christina Aguilera performed.

She moved a lot like Janet.  Did u see those vouging girls behind her? Only one word to describe them dudes: Fierece! But this did sound wayyy too much like

Which I just can’t stand. Trust me when I was looking for this I had to pause it.

-Um, Quick note, Paris Hilton read the teleprompter better than Britney Spears. Buuuttt I missed the part where they stopped talking about: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a356ab54cf

I don’t even know y that ‘BFF’ show was even a thought. If you watch it don’t tell me cuz I will not respect you. Or think that you have the capacity to carry on intelligent conversation.

-Wait. I gotta get back to Lil’ Wayne I’m not done.

Ummmmmm, who’s idea was it to dress him in that vest & hat? They had him up there lookin like

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/04/24/monopoly.jpg

-But lastly, Kanye West closed out the show. I love Kanye.  I thought it was a very good performance, & I actually thought he looked very nice too.

however my friend brought something to my attention & thought he resembled:

http://blog.buycostumes.com/uploaded_images/PeeWeeHerman-1-749569.jpg

I can’t.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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