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Barack Obama!
As if you had a choice, you watched Barack Obama last night. He commandeered your telly, making it rain on 3 major networks, pushing back the World Series (you know how folk get about they’re Baseball) with a simulcast on numerous cable channels.
Wtf was ABC thinking?
And in case, for some reason you were not watching, I dunno, any channel on the Comcast/Time Warner cable networks, or were looking @ ‘Pushing Daisies’ (which is what you should be doing if you thought that was important), Here it is in 4 convenient parts below:
I love him.
Whoever orchestrated this is truly a genius.
I wanted to cry when I saw Larry Stewart put that Wal Mart uniform on. He’s 78! Good grief!
This was very well put together, and appealled to large ethinic/racial groups. White woman, Black Family, Latino family, back to more White people.
I gotchya.
I’m also glad that every main issue that he posed a solution to, it was also written on the screen. No confusion. Ya got it? Ya know where he stands now?
I’m watching the speech Barack is giving right now in Missouri… & whoever this camera man is is giving me a headache.
Barack the Vote!
Love,
Ms. Officer
Ring The Alarm
Last night’s episode of Hardball with Chris Matthews was particularly interesting.
As usual, the Presidential race was the subject of debate.
Enter Democratic Strategist, Bob Shrum and Republican Strategist/Former aide to President Bush, Ed Rogers:
Ed Rogers: Obama doesn’t have an economic plan, he wants to be Robin Hood by raising taxes on everyone!
Bob Shrum: Shut the f*ck up ur a liar and you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ed Rogers: No its not, I heard him when he told that to Joe the Plumber, (Pictured here)
Ed Rogers: Waaaaah stop talking over me even though I make no sense
Bob Shrum: As many times as Obama has explained it, you still can’t grasp his economic plan. You don’t like it becuase ur one of the people that’s gonna have to come out of pocket to help pay for America’s mess.
Chris Matthews: Whats better motherf*cker? Borrow more $ from China or tax the rich?
Ed Rogers: I don’t see why he doesn’t just leave us rich alone, leave the economy alone, and let it continue on its laissez-faire, free market downward spiral. It ‘s bound to fix itself that way.
Bob Shrum: You’ve been lying about being able to even stand a chance against Obama with this shoddy economic plan.
Chris Matthews: Well then how come Obama’s argument is winning?
Ed Rogers: Because we are not credible on the economy.
Did this mothaf*cka just admit that his party’s plan is sh*tty? The same one he’s trying to defend by giving into Shrum’s argument? I would not want to be caught up w/ this dude as my lawyer.
But by far the last minute of this whole thing was the most interesting- it went realllll left:
Ed Rogers: Everything that’s easy to be done in Washington has already been done (error #1). Barack Obama Has never done one hard thing in his life (miserable error #2)
Chris Matthews: We gotta go.
Shrum: A white man from the South should not be saying that a Black man running for president has never done a hard thing in his life.
(Never mind his background and growing up. Never mind the ignorace & racism he encountered in college and law school. Never mind the trillion dollar deficit he has to clean up. & Most of all never mind that white supremacist plot against him that was broken up last week. Barack’s walkin on easy street.)
Ed Rogers: Oh, come on man don’t make this about race. Don’t play 
or this one either
You tryna make me look like a racist.
Chris Matthews: I tried to save your ass by saying lets go. You just confirmed the fact that you are as ignorant as you’ve let on in this program. Now can I close this segment?
….And thats what I took away from the program.
Bob Shrum, You owned Ed Rogers.
Thank You.
Yes We Can!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Your New Cellmate- Political Turncoats
Just in time for my 50th post, here comes a scandal straight out of the Republican party & the “Great State o’ Alaska”.
Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens, who could say he babysat for John McCan’t (he’s 84), and Don Imus’ ghost 
was convicted earlier today on 7 charges of corruption, stemming from his indictment this summer. He’s even still got the nerve to be in the running for the seat hes held for the last 40 Years- the same amount of time it took Andy Stitzer to lose his virginity!
His old ass was convicted of all the felony charges that he faced about getting home renovations and other ‘Cash Money Millionaire Sarah Palin shopping spree’ sort of gifts from lucrative oil company, VECO corp.
How Is Sarah Palin ‘not aware’ of this?
Apparently Ted used to live in a little ass mountain cabin way up in the snow, until VECO came along and made him an offer that he couldn’t refuse- including an additional story onto his house with a wraparound porch, a wine cellar and a sauna. What the hell does his raisin ass need w/ a sauna?
But here’s the best part– Stevens, who is the Senate’s longest serving Republican (hell, he’s President pro tempore emeritus) pulled an R. Kelly talkin’ bout he ain’t know he was gettin’ free sh*t. He said he’d given the company $160,000 and thought he paid for all the work that was done.
Um, I’m sorry, but there’s no way in hell that $55 and a pack of Nicorette can take you from this:
to this:
and u don’t know what’s going on (or not giving up any–ayooooo)
Of course this man wanted a speedy trial so he can continue on Alaska’s campaign trail, and why not? Since it is not illegal to have a convicted felon barred from Congress.
Wtf.
That’s right, you read it correctly the 1st time: A Convicted Felon Does Not Have To Drop Out Of The Race Or Resign From Senate. (However, if 2/3 of the senate has an epiphany, they can vote said convicted felon out).
Steven’s boy, Bill Allen who he went fishing and drinking with gave his ass up when he snitched that Steven’s knew he was getting a sweet deal.
And here’s where the good ol’ white privilege comes in:
Ted Stevens faces up to 5 years per count in prison but under federal guidelines will most likely serve little is any time @ all.
What f*ckin federal guideline is this? The one where you can embezzle money from large corporations for personal gainand not get punished?
‘
Oh yeah, it’s that one.
‘They shoulda neva gave u n*ggas MONEY!’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Daggers Up!
So, tonight was the third and final debate between Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and…well, John McCan’t.
and it didn’t take long for it to get spicy.
It starts here in our introduction to the man we’d be hearing about all night, ‘Joe The Plumber’:
Do you think McCan’t actually had a lengthy conversation with this ‘Joe The Plumber’? I wonder who he could be?
Could it be this guy?
or maybe its him:
either way, both Barack & Mc Can’t go in a great deal about the fella.
Did you catch that little snide remark from John McCan’t: ‘I don’t wanna pay taxes…and Not spread the wealth around’? Whoa.
Yea cuz taxes on 7 houses gets expensive.
But then things got even a little more interesting:
Waaaaahhhhh! I’m not Bush!
No sh*t you’re only his (much) older weirder yet a human, older brother…Who’s supported him by voting with him on key issues like taxes, energy, & spending (P.S. The U.S. is BROKE than a mothaf*cka)!!! How can we possibly confuse you with that?
Say It To My Face! Biaatch!
John McCan’t: Even though I’ve been putting out slanderous ads and someone called you terrorist at my rally and Bobby May wrote some really nasty things about you called ‘Barack Hussein Obama’, you hurt my feelings when you said I was like Bush
Barack Obama: All your sh*t is negative. Shut up, stop whining and talk about the issues
& Don’t forget Bobby May!
Tell his ass Barack:
Barack Obama: Them mothaf*ckas that go to you rallies is up there callin me terrorist & u ain’t gon do shit about it? You ain’t even say pardon me?
John McCan’t: I love them. I don’t hear anything wrong.
But they straight up went at it when they started talking about Healthcare (and our friend ‘Joe The Plumber pops back up):
Hey Joe! There you are again!
Oh my goodness. Here we go:
Bob Scheiffer: Obama, you’re for Roe v. Wade, McCan’t, you want to overturn it. Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagreses with you on this issue?
John McCan’t: Hell no. I remember when it happened and I told they asses not to vote for it.
Bob Scheiffer: So answer the f*ckin question
Well, McCan’t, it’s lookin like
for u. (Thanks Vick)
Barack clearly won this debate, hell, just about 60% to 31%. Can we make sure he wins on Nov. 4th too?
‘Go vote, it’ll make you big and strong’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: The Double Talk Express- Pulling Into A Station Near You
Ok so first of all, the venue of last night’s presidential debate absolutely sucked. Located in Nashville, Ten-A-Key at Pookie‘s Belmont University, was in the middle of nowhere, not to mention the set looked like:
There was a special bond that was shared between Tom Brokaw and John McCan’t, aside from the fact that Brokaw supports McCan’t, they were style twins together.
See? He didn’t even like it.
Showdown ’08: That One
Oct 9
Posted by MsOfficer
Even though I posted about the debate the other day, and this is hidden in one of the clips in there, I decided it would be a good idea to post John McCan’ts ‘That One’ post on its own. In case you missed it:
& That was rude as hell. Here it is in a broader context:
Of course, we as an audience cannot form our own opinions, so we need them to be dictated to us the political pundits. Here’s a strange CBS twist on that theory.
Whoa! actual regular American people!
What do you think Black man?
The comment was downright uncalled for. He did not address Barack Obama appropriately and was completely disrespectful. If nothing else it was certainly a low blow to discredit Obama’s thoughts and contributions on energy policies.
Not cool. Even as a pirate.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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