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State of the Union Address = WTF
Or, “Winning The Future”.
For the everyman, this is a real-time account of President Obama’s State of the Union Address. This goes according to the ABC Sawyer/Stephonouourihsfsous airing. Just in case he “speaks too well, and is too well spoken.”
Everyone sat together. There were no partisan seats, just race mixing. For one night only, everyone was friends. Best Friends.
@9:00 This entrance is missing a robe & boxing gloves.
@9:15 ABC has got to get their graphics in front of the right people. That’s not a man.
@ 9:21 Does Joe Biden look like he just came back from partying? Is his tie not crooked?
@ 9:21″Don’t worry if China has more math people than anyone else and (naturally) the world’s fastest computer, we’re still #1. Those same kids come to our colleges. And Chinatown.”
@ 9:21 “We need to out educate everyone. Especially China.”
@ 9:22 What is Biden looking at? Who is he sending forehead wrinkle signals to?
@9:24 Could Rubio look more disinterested? Could he pretend he’s happy this is not in Spanish?
@ 9:26 Sen. Thune (North Dakota) looks like a piece of wood. In his defense, a tan piece of wood.
@ 9:28 
@BarackObama We will move forward together, or not at all—for the challenges we face are bigger than party and bigger than politics. #SOTU
@ 9:29 The winner of the science fair gets his ass kicked by the winner of the Superbowl. I’m afraid we can’t have both.
@9:34 Boehner is gonna blend in with the seat. Perhaps he thought if he tanned enough he could just close his eyes and get away with sleeping.
@9:36 This woman couldn’t wait to say “that’s me”
@9:37 These small businesses are gonna make a killing from all this free advertising
@9:38 “The fastest way to move information is by using Facebook.”
@9:38 “The Koreans, Russian & Chinese are outpacing us. Oh sh*t.”
@9:39 Ray LaHood does not look happy about that stab. He prob wishes he answered that text from Barack earlier.
@ 9:30 “You can video chat, but only if both you guys have Macs.”
@9:44 I’m sorry Biden, is there somewhere else you’d rather be?
@9:45 ” If you have an improvement or addition to the heath care plan, voice it & we’ll work on it right now. Otherwise, stfu.”
@9:53 Boehner was not happy about that “tax the millionaires” comment. He’ll demonstrate his fury by changing colors. Activate, brown leather seat skin:
@9:56 “I’m vetoing all bullsh*t.”
@9:58 Cut to the Black army woman, NOW!
@9:59 If they didn’t stand, they didn’t believe that.
@10:03 2 nappers in the last 2 minutes. One’s sitting next to McCain!
@10:04 Hah! McCain gave him up on Twitter! Udall!
@10:10 Biden fist pumped! I knew he’d come through
@10:10 Boehner wept because he swept the bar…then danced on it
@10:11 I’m surprised it took Boehner an hour to cry
@10:12 That’s Big sh*t poppin, & lil sh*t stoppin’
And give it up for Michelle, who looked stunning, as usual:
Many ciritics said his speech was “boring” & “tepid”. I didn’t get any of that. It just wasn’t a Prince concert. But maybe that’s what everything looks like coming down off of a cocaine-induced high.
A summation:
-Jobs? Check.
-Security? Check.
-Clean Air & Energy?
-Health Insurance? Check.
-Battling Chinese? Check.
All in all, I’d say this was a slam dunk for the Pres.
Wap.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
The Curse of Joe Biden
Are we rejoicing that a historic healthcare bill finally got passed allowing insurance for just about 94%of Americans? (Take that Canada)
Children up to age 26 will be able to remain on their parents’ insurance
We get to have the same flavor of health insurance that some of our favorite members of congress
Small business owners will snag tax credits to cover their employees?
Joe Biden just waits in the shadows until Barack accomplishes something, then just comes out at the grand occasion– just like that drunk uncle at Christmas who you try to keep away from the small children.
But for this, Obama has yet another reason to keep Uncle Joe in the barn outback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMHI3Aqs4gk
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Whispering dangersously close to the President’s ear is one thing. Doing it in front of a host of newsmedia is another. Shouting the F-bomb into several on mics…well, that’s the kooky gamble you take when letting the Vice President out into the United States.
Everyone’s in an uproar about this F-Word. But lest we forget what minority leader John Boehner said?
Usual winner of the crying game, I am surprised Boehner didn’t revert to his usual teary eyed tactics of throwing a tantrum to get his point across, although he never really has one to get attention.
Or the Tea Party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JAs-K4bhA
Or that James Clyburn (D-SC) had racial epithets hurled at him and images of nooses faxed to him.
I like what we pay attention to.
So, in sum,
we know Joe Biden has a lot of gaffes:
But let’s not act like there aren’t things being said and done to members of congress who stood up for health care reform, in revolts and verbal assaults since the 1960′s. Remember them?
at least the F word doesn’t offend a specific group of people. Unless you’re one of these two…
Love,
Ms. Officer
This Guy’s An Idiot
Remember this guy?
No?
How about now?
or now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAUcJmEslk
Definitely now.
This bald headed fool is none other than Joe the Plumber. He was the tool scapegoat tool who was used by both McCain & Obama during the ’08 Presidential election as “America’s everyman”– the average worker.
Joe Wurzlebacher rose to fame became the butt of many a joke inadvertently– as plumber who randomly happened to be standing in a crowd, who happened to ask our now POTUS what he was going to do about small business tax policies:
After that, he got close with daughter Meagan:
and became BFF’s with McCain,
Joe The Plumber would tour around the country promoting Bush/Cheney in drag McCain/Palin in hopes this party would win the election come the fall.
We all know the Cinderella story ended up:
Yet now Joe is singing a different song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTFO5OgQs4s
In an interview he did with Pennsylvania radio public radio correspondent Scott Detrow, The Plumber whined about the former presidential candidate ruining his life. Damn near 2 years later he’s finally come to the realization that he just happened to be a tangible face middle America could identify with during the elections.
Wurtzelbacher also had some other revelations; he stated that John McCain was not a public servant out for the best interest of the people he represents and no longer backs Sarah Palin, not because of this:
Not because of this:
Not because Matt Damon said so:
Not even because of this:
I wonder what finally gave it away?
Whatever the case may be, I’m glad he finally came to his senses.
Perhaps he’d finally learned to follow his instinct:
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Daggers Up!
So, tonight was the third and final debate between Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and…well, John McCan’t.
and it didn’t take long for it to get spicy.
It starts here in our introduction to the man we’d be hearing about all night, ‘Joe The Plumber’:
Do you think McCan’t actually had a lengthy conversation with this ‘Joe The Plumber’? I wonder who he could be?
Could it be this guy?
or maybe its him:
either way, both Barack & Mc Can’t go in a great deal about the fella.
Did you catch that little snide remark from John McCan’t: ‘I don’t wanna pay taxes…and Not spread the wealth around’? Whoa.
Yea cuz taxes on 7 houses gets expensive.
But then things got even a little more interesting:
Waaaaahhhhh! I’m not Bush!
No sh*t you’re only his (much) older weirder yet a human, older brother…Who’s supported him by voting with him on key issues like taxes, energy, & spending (P.S. The U.S. is BROKE than a mothaf*cka)!!! How can we possibly confuse you with that?
Say It To My Face! Biaatch!
John McCan’t: Even though I’ve been putting out slanderous ads and someone called you terrorist at my rally and Bobby May wrote some really nasty things about you called ‘Barack Hussein Obama’, you hurt my feelings when you said I was like Bush
Barack Obama: All your sh*t is negative. Shut up, stop whining and talk about the issues
& Don’t forget Bobby May!
Tell his ass Barack:
Barack Obama: Them mothaf*ckas that go to you rallies is up there callin me terrorist & u ain’t gon do shit about it? You ain’t even say pardon me?
John McCan’t: I love them. I don’t hear anything wrong.
But they straight up went at it when they started talking about Healthcare (and our friend ‘Joe The Plumber pops back up):
Hey Joe! There you are again!
Oh my goodness. Here we go:
Bob Scheiffer: Obama, you’re for Roe v. Wade, McCan’t, you want to overturn it. Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagreses with you on this issue?
John McCan’t: Hell no. I remember when it happened and I told they asses not to vote for it.
Bob Scheiffer: So answer the f*ckin question
Well, McCan’t, it’s lookin like
for u. (Thanks Vick)
Barack clearly won this debate, hell, just about 60% to 31%. Can we make sure he wins on Nov. 4th too?
‘Go vote, it’ll make you big and strong’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: The Double Talk Express- Pulling Into A Station Near You
Ok so first of all, the venue of last night’s presidential debate absolutely sucked. Located in Nashville, Ten-A-Key at Pookie‘s Belmont University, was in the middle of nowhere, not to mention the set looked like:
There was a special bond that was shared between Tom Brokaw and John McCan’t, aside from the fact that Brokaw supports McCan’t, they were style twins together.
See? He didn’t even like it.‘Nobody Gives Less Of A F*ck Than George Bush’
Chris Rock in space? I gotta see this.
So on Saturday night I was perched in front of my TV to watch Chris Rock’s 1st stand up comedy special in 4 years. And I was thorougly entertained.
So what he was wearing the same thing as on Bigger & Blacker
Still funny. Besides he was right on point when talking about George Bush not giving a f*ck.
Hahah, This is always a treat:
Expect more on this post! It will be updated!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: John McCan’t
Any chance I get to use this pic I’m going to take full advantage of it
Last night was the Showdown between Presidential candidates Barack Obama (yay!) & John McCan’t (booooooo)
Can someone please tell this Maverick John McCan’t that he should stop trying to tell jokes during debate time?
& Why is it that every point Barack made, McCan’t lead off with “Obama doesn’t understand?” this sounds like hes trying to use Barack’s words against him:
‘Barack doesn’t understand, or doesn’t get it’
(By the way that’s the way I felt every time McCan’t opened his mouth last night)
No homo.
Let’s Duel!
Barack: +50
Now listen to Mr. Obama speak so eloquently and sensibly on the economy & energy (which is part of the reason the economy is in shambles)
& This financial mess
En Garde!
& Then McCan’t turns around & curses @ Obama???
Did you hear him say ‘Horseshit’?! Twice? Please help.
Daggers Up
Barack Wins.
Let’s make sure he wins the election too.
Barack The Vote!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: That One
Oct 9
Posted by MsOfficer
Even though I posted about the debate the other day, and this is hidden in one of the clips in there, I decided it would be a good idea to post John McCan’ts ‘That One’ post on its own. In case you missed it:
& That was rude as hell. Here it is in a broader context:
Of course, we as an audience cannot form our own opinions, so we need them to be dictated to us the political pundits. Here’s a strange CBS twist on that theory.
Whoa! actual regular American people!
What do you think Black man?
The comment was downright uncalled for. He did not address Barack Obama appropriately and was completely disrespectful. If nothing else it was certainly a low blow to discredit Obama’s thoughts and contributions on energy policies.
Not cool. Even as a pirate.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Runteldat:
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