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Top A-Little-More-Than-5 Posse Cuts

And no, this  has nothing to do with Mario Van Peebles. Or Deebo.

This is a dedication to The Posse. Spawned by my friend Jason Williams (Jay) & Grandpa (Evans Erilus) via Facebook, the place where all worthy scholars meet & good ideas are born.

They selected 1 For Peedi Crackk as the most underrated posse song in history.

- Throwback Jerseys? Check.

- Girls you’ve mistaken for boys? Check.

- Large man with soft name? Check.

- Amish Negroes? Check.

-Groupjump? Check.

Welp, I agree with Grandpa & Jay– & have several more– in no particular order.

For Rap, its all about the posse. Crew. [Insert 5-letter noun here]. Boyz. Aces. Or in the matter of DMX, dogs.

- Fresh from jail? Check.

- Topless Male Group Workout? Check.

- School buses to transport topless posse? Check.

- Actual dogs? Check.

Drunken Master- 50 [Insert 5-letter noun, pluralized here] Deep

+10 pts. if you remember this even existed.

- Obligatory bandanna? Check.

- Fubu? Check.

- Proof you can count? All the way up to 50? Twice? Check.

- Slapboxing with said [Insert 5-letter noun, pluralized here]? Check.

- Chick that doesn’t really look like a bird until she opens her mouth? Check.

- The “was that Olivia?” moment? Check.

Anything by Dipset. In this case we’ll select “Dipset Anthem” for $800, Alex.

- Synchronized dancing? Check.

- Close proximity during said synchronized dancing? Check.

- Lover’s Rock Sanchez sample? Check.

- Posse ride with a whole bunch of unnecessary sh*t on it’s wheels? Check.

- My posse wants you to hear 2 songs during this 1 video? Check.

It’s a well known fact that men like to gang up with their posse & talk about…what else? Women.

- Suit wearing posse?  Check.

- Suit wearing posse emerging from smoke? Check.

- Extreme earring dangling? Check.

- Perhaps the possiest member of any posse, The Hookmaster, Nate Dogg? Check.

The south has posses too, although we might not know what they’re saying.

- Negroes standing on top of things like a real army? Check.

- Everyone on (hopefully) abandoned train tracks? Check.

- Pigtails? Check.

- The “we’re unhappy standing here” shot? Check.

- Moob shot? Check.

-Bonus-

How could I exclude Fif?

- Leader of the pack starting off the song? Check.

- Obscure (but not really) Italian-y Spanish-y movie reference? Check.

- Posse matching chains? Check

If you can’t appreciate a good posse by now, what are you doing?

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays: Cam’Ron Feat. Juelz Santana- Hey Ma

In honor of Dipset patching up their boo-boos & coming back together, I figured that this would be quite the appropriate video to commemorate this event.

That summer I was *********teen, eating ices on Newkirk Ave, swore up and down that I was from Harlem, & was worried about boys & getting my nails done. (But not tips. I’m not that bad.)

#Brooklyn.

So you can imagine this as the soundtrack. The whole “Real men wear pink movement Cam’ron wears pink & he doesn’t want you to think he’s gay movement was going on,

Wearing Jerseys was cool, even though you weren’t nearly a part of any professional sports team,

And Dame Dash was still relevant BFFs(kinda) with Jay-Z

Yep, those were the days. 
And that warm, fuzzy feeling you’ve got inside you while watching this?

That’s just your inner hoodrat enjoying Dipset. Don’t be alarmed.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Getting Popped Off

 I went to work.

And as long as we’ve worked for 2 of the same companies, I finally ran into and formally met:

DJ Prostyle by you.
On our elevator ride, he alerted me that his birthday party is approaching.  Utlizing any attemps possible to tell anyone with a pulse about my blog,
elevator by you.
I commandeered the 4×5 space to tell him about it. Prostyle might as well have told me he was having a “Day-Day’s coming home from jail party” with this line up, because it’s going to be insane.
-1 by you.
and although not placed on the flyer, Prostyle proceeded to tell me that he dug up this guy:
Daddy Yankee John McCain by you.
(In case you’re wondering, I’m referring to Daddy Yankee, not the yellow raisin on the left.)

Swearing up & down that I am a delicate mix of Puerto Rican, Cuban, & Dominican, I am seceretly excited at Daddy Yankee y Zion y Lennox’s performances. Laaa Tierra De Boriquen, Donde nacido Yo.
Something tells me this is gonna be a movie.
Dj+Prostyle by you.
//
Not like:
But like:
It’s gonna be crazy. Looking forward to it. Happy Birfday Prostyle!
party-hat by you.
Guess who’s doing red carpet?
SO by you.//
Love,
*Ms. Officer

Close Call

As the governor continues to slide down the slippery slope of…being the New York State governor– club appearances, odd deficit balancing,  low approval ratings (up to 40% in Dec. after hitting 30% in Oct. ) & constant badgering on Saturday Night Live, yet another reason has surfaced that’s giving the people of New York a reason to question Paterson.

If the average person heard about it.

I’m pretty sure the Gov is wiping his brow that the focus is alluding him this go- round. Sadly, it’s only because most of the attention is on the horrifying earthquake in Haiti.

Governor David Paterson's son Alex, inset, was taken into custody Tuesday, allegedly with a lost debit card.

His 15 year old son Alex was  caught by police and arrested on Tuesday w/ stolen credit cards. Probably engaged in a game of Cee-Lo, although they called it “playing dice” out on the Upper West Side.

Was this Gossip Girl Upper West Side?

http://www.onlocationvacations.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gossip-girl.jpg

Or “So far up we don’t ever want to consider this Upper West Side, ever”?

http://nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jim-jones-goonie.jpg

Like a good pops, the Gov came out swinging for his son.  Paterson said the supposed credit card was actually a debit card, that was never used.

IT’S JUST BECAUSE HE HADN’T YET

Then David magically reversed the whole arrest, stating that the police only stopped Alex instead of arresting him.

Wtf does this ***** live here??

I mean, if your gonna run with it, you gotta keep the baton in your hand, right? The David said his son was not playing dice for money uptown, but was just down by his school.  Right.

http://www.matchvideozine.com/ceelo2.jpg

I mean, whatever the case may be, I just wish/hope David Paterson can get this city out of a deficit & raise his approval rating. This isn’t cool.  I want to root for him. I really do.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Cam’Ron- I Hate My Job

http://www.hiphoplead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/camron.jpg

Isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for? A new song from Mr. Cam?

Hell Yeah! Epecially after this surfaced last year- talk about being on the edge of your seat:

Ok Ok, here’s his new video, I Hate My Job

Wow. That actually makes sense.

This video is actually economically

-dare I say-

saavy?

Looks like he packed on a couple lbs. too. Must be all that chillin @ his vacation home…

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/archives/images/cam.jpg

I’ve just been further reminded of why I loved Dipset.

http://www.vibe.com/images/celebs/camron.jpg

Get my f*ckin pool in the back

Love,

Ms. Officer

Here’s One of the Reasons Why I Love Jim Jones

First off, this n*gga is crazy.  He says whatever, wherever, whenever about whomever.  These excerpts are not included in the current issue of Complex magazine, where he graces (I figure he would use that word) the cover.

Jim Jones Complex Magazine December 2008 Photos

Allow me to present the evidence:

Exhibit #1:

Complex: You said that at one point, Jay-Z was your favorite rapper and then he went out “like a dud.” When did your perception of him change?

Jim Jones: When he went from being a boss to an employee and he had no reason for doing that. I took a job with Kevin Liles and them because I had all the reason in the world to do that—I’m a hustler and I wanted to learn the whole game from the inside out. At that point, when Jay went corporate, he already knew the whole game. Roc-A-Fella was on a roll that nobody could probably stop, ever. So when you downshift and you go from wanting to run your own ship to being on a crew on somebody else’s ship, I don’t care how big the ship is, it’s not the same. You lose the power. You lose the equity, and to me it’s like you just sold your soul. You fell into the loop. And you supposed to come from the street—we’re supposed to always set our own precedent and do it the way we wanna do it.

Exhibit #2

Complex: How do you feel about Jada going to the ROC. Does that surprise you?

Jim Jones: I don’t know, some people got to do business moves. Some people don’t have enough power to do things in their own regard, so they do things to create some type of hype. Some type of niche that would reel people in to get people to look at them. I guess he felt that him doing the Roc-A-Fella thing would give him that. Me, myself, I don’t think it would’ve given him anything whether he would’ve done a deal with a real label or not. [Roc-A-Fella] is not even a real label no more. Like I told you, L.A. Reid owns it. You smell me? They sold it. That’s why Dame is in here with us—he made money off that. Who owns it?

Complex: Are you cool with anyone from Roc-A-Fella?

Jim Jones: There isn’t really any Roc-A-Fella. Wheres Roc-A-Fella signed to? Who owns Roc-A-Fella? Jay don’t own Roc-A-Fella. L.A. Reid owns Roc-A-Fella and there’s no Roc-A-Fella artists. Not even Jay, for that matter. He hasn’t sold any real incredible records for him to be saying that he’s the best in the world. People are selling circles around his sales, but his publicity and his star power has overcome anything. Then you know, he got the Beyonce factor, which is a great factor for him.

Complex: Have you ever run into Beyonce?

Jim Jones: Nah, we don’t deal with that. That’s a different part. We stick to what we’re doing. Smell me? We don’t violate that. Gangstas don’t do that. No women no children. Smell me?

Exhibit #3

Complex: This year, it seems like Dame has been really focused on trying to make you a star. Some people have compared his drive to the way he pushed Jay-Z at the beginning. How do you respond to that?

Jim Jones: Shit, that’s a great comparison. If you look at it, Dame did alright for Jay-Z. That old nigga has cake, he’s paid. So how bad can that be? Dame made history, he started Roc-A-Fella records, and I’ve seen it. I watched the first Roc-A-Fella fitted he had on his head that he made from a 3rd Avenue store when it was just stitched on and shit. He’s a historical person, he’s done it and he’s done it well. He not only did it with Jay, but he did it with Kanye; he set a precedent for niggas that want to become something in this game, who come from the street and want to make a lot of money. Dame is a beast—when I was younger, I always admired his hustle. I can do more. I don’t need to use rap as a crutch for the rest of my life. I can rap and I can do the business, I can model and do the business, I can own a production team. It’s a big difference over here, [Jay-Z] can’t do that. He’s not that savvy, not that fly, I don’t think he’s that handsome. All he has is a gorgeous flow—my momma raised a gorgeous child.

http://blogs.sohh.com/mr_irreverent/past_thoughts/jim-jones-facial.jpg

Exhibit #4

Complex: Are you worried about how your new album sales will stand up against the likes of 50 and Jay?

Jim Jones: They better watch out. The pressure is on them. I got the same amount of advertising power that they’re going to have. Columbia is about to spend some money. It’s going to be a battle for PO’s in the store; it’s going to be a battle. People are going to see me as much as they see them, and I’m handsome, ya dig? I don’t know about them other n*ggas. Girls like a good picture, so at the end of the day, girls just might buy it because they think I look fly on the cover.

Exhibit #5

http://www.therundown.tv/wp-content/photos/jim_jones_100807.jpg

Complex: There was a rumor that there was another part II to “Swagger Like Us” coming out with Jeezy and Andre 3000 on it. How you feel about that?

Jim Jones: When’s the last time anyone has dressed like any of those people? Where are we going with this? I would exclude Andre 3000, because niggas are never going to dress like him anyway. He’s on his own other shit. But for the most part, we set the precedent. Why you think they got me on the cover of Complex for? We about to blow niggas’ minds. These niggas know I can do it, and they can’t and they know girls aren’t going to be mad at it. They’re going to be like, ah man, I can’t even get up on that shit, he’s taking it too far to the point where I can’t be involved. [Laughs]. We’re going to have fun with this one for a bit.

Exhibit #6

Complex: You also have a fitness DVD coming out?

Jim Jones: I’m going to start shooting soon. I’ve been getting in shape for the past few years. It helps me to not be so frustrated. I’ve got pretty good at it. It’s a billion dollar industry. It’s just another check in my pocket.

…Sounds a lot like….

in simpler terms a hot mess.

Whatever.  He’s nuts & I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Goonies!

Love,

Ms. Officer

Wtf: Pop Champagne

First off, I f**ks w/ this song.

With that said, I questioned if I was being n**gerish because this was one of the first songs that popped into my head (no pun intended) when Barack won the Presidency last week. What I did not know @ the time was what the video looked like.  I saw it for the 1st time on Monday (maybe it’s been out longer than that, who cares) but let it be known:

The ‘Pop Champagne’ video must be stopped.

Ring the mothaf**kin alarm.

There’s just way too much wrong w/ it.

Like I said: I do rock with this joint & Ron Browz is very talented.  Buuuuuuuuut allow me to point out the obvious:

1.  The tattoos on this girl’s back.

2.  The background in the picture frame. The whole picture frame thingy in the 1st place.

3. The chick in the gold bathing suit thing w/ the gold humping Jim Jones’ leg while he’s clearly trying to pour the champagne down the flutes.

4.  Is that a child dancing?  And if so, is she in the club with them?? I’m confused here.

5. The dude step-n-fetching in the teeth & the white pants.  I can’t.

6. Lol did that fat guy just start to do the Harlem?

7. Not just the gratuitous pouring of the bubbly, but the fact that Zeke puts his hands out like he’s drinking from a gourd.

http://www.followthedrinkinggourd.org/images/Winter.Jeanette.FollowTheDrinkingGourd.cover.jpg

That was what bothered me the most.

8.  I hate spitting, it’s so gross.

9.  And as much as I like Juelz Santana & Dipset, & trust me, I really do, I couldn’t tell u what happens after his verse begins because that graphic of his catch-phrase ‘A’ was just too much.  I couldn’t do it.

(I just want to interject real quick & say that someone posted some flyers on my myspace of a party w/ Barack Obama, Jim Jones & Juelz Santana all together.  Lemme tell you there is no occassion where these folks would share a venue.)

Now obviously there are much suckier music videos out there, of any genre.  I just wanted to touch on this one cuz I felt it was a liiiiiittle too ignorant coming on the heels of Barack making history.

The sh*t rocks tho.

Sigh,

Love,

Ms. Officer

VH1 Hip-Hop Honors

http://www.vh1.com/shows/events/hip_hop_honors/2005/img/portraits/7.jpg

Last night I caught some of the VH1 Hip Hop Honors and the rest today.

& I actually enjoyed the show.  Tracy Morgan looks like a cat and makes me laugh all the time.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070625/tracy_morgan.jpg

He moves funny & I’m not even sure if he means to.

There were performances by

http://www.crunkcds.com/images/lil_jon_high_school.jpg , http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2006/10/18/4668_2.jpg

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc228/pardonmeduke/jimmy-pushup.jpg( I love him), http://blog.rhapsody.com/images/2007/10/04/48099_bun_b_rapalotasylum_2.jpg,

http://www.rolexreferencepage.com/articles/qtip.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/loyalbloodinc/rap%20artist/scarface00-rapper-med.jpg

amongst others, and they paid tribute to the 2008 honorees.

http://srv0110-07.oak1.imeem.com/g/p/8d8fd8e6166b428aadbaa1adf73ad0e2_web.jpg

Don’t they remind you of

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p018/p01852x73m0.jpg

Looks the same to me.

I just don’t get what they

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/gym-class-heroes-1280x1024.jpg

have to do with Hip-Hop or Cyrpess Hill.

There were also tributes to

http://thestartingfive.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/slickricktrunk.jpg?w=370&h=465Slick Rick The Rulerrrrrrr

http://www.dance-lyrics.com/ama/3_feet_high_b000000hhe.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/08/10/isaac460x276.jpg

Theeee Man

& of course,

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/poze/bio/Too+Short.jpg

Why do I even like him or his music? I’m a self- respecting female.

But I feel a certain way about him:

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o267/mwzadotcom/imagewyy000.jpg

Why is he always crying?

I mean damn every time u see dis n*gga

Whats his problem?

I Guess its just his De La Soul

I thoroughly enjoyed the Slick Rick tribute & performance though

All in all, I thought it was a good show.  I was entertained.

For the road?

Blow Your Whistle.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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