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Last Night On The American Music Awards
Hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, I tuned into the show, (I’ll be honest, I forgot they were on until I started channel surfing)
First up:
Jamie Foxx presented the award for the like best female singer or something. Then he went into this thing about his album coming out and it sounded like a commercial.
NKOTB performed. It was weird, the crotch grabbing. I coulda done w/ out that and Marky Mark’s brothers rapping. And sunglasses. And belt.
And their shirts that sparkled.
& whose this? lmao
T- Pain was dressed like a zebra.
Paris Hilton can’t read. Still.
Muted Pink’s performance.
Muted Taylor Swift’s performance.
Here were some noteables:
Beyonce & her homeboy again
You know who already…
Miley Cyrus’ performance was actually cool. I like that song. I blame my little cousins!
(Don’t look @ the comp screen like that. You must have some little kids around u in ur life somewhere)
All in all, Kanye, Alicia & Rihanna were victors for the night. But by far, Chris Brown took home the most awards w/ 3.
Now even though he didn’t perform, I still feel compelled to post this:
It’s not so much the song as it is his pants. I could do w/ out the gratuitous body rolling though.
Well…u get it right?
Love,
Ms. Officer
Ludacris- Theatre Of The Mind
He’s released his album cover…and I like it. As I do damn near everything Ludacris does.
It’s very creative.
Allow yourself to enjoy his latest video, Undisputed featuring Money-May-weather himself:
I bet Floyd’s still ‘Gettin that cash, gettin’ that money’, & ‘makin it rain’ even with a recession taking place.
Ludacris in Jordan underarmour? Yes Please! I’ll have seconds!
And of course you know I love this song w/ Chris Brown & Jamie Foxx Sean Garrett:
I’m looking forward to that album release on 11/25
…Of course I know it’s leaked already buuuuuut
don’t u wanna actually go out & get it?
Relax & Take Notes!
Love,
Ms. Officer
MTV’s VMA’s 2008
Just some quick thoughts on how I saw the MTV Video Music Awards.
Something just didn’t seem right about T-Pain’s entrance atop an elephant, but I can’t figure out what. Maybe you can help me out:
Then he had the nerve to take the stairs down from it. Immediately I thought of:
-Rihanna did not sing during her performance of Disturbia. I honestly did not know how that was going to come out. It worked in the video, but live…eh…
Chris Brown looked good though. 
Real good. Mmmmm.
-Everybody Looks The Same To Me Vol. 4:
Then Jamie Foxx Came out & picked up where that Russel Brand Bland whatever his name is person kinda left the audience saggin.
Or was it Sean Garrett I can’t tell the difference.
-They showed a clip of Ne-Yo & I know he’s gearing up for “The Year of the Gentleman” but recently he looks like hes been wearing the same thing.
Over
hahah lets see that one again
woooo gurl
and over
and over again
I mean, I know he changes his clothes but its just….Maybe its the hat that’s throwing me off. Or something else…
-Then there were The Jonas Brothers, who were the butt of this guy’s 
‘jokes’ all night.
But is that a drop curl?
< Did he use rollers?
Then there was your favorite whimsical rapper & mine, Lil’ Weezyana. He had a piercing in his lip (probably induced by some sort of percocet high) but I’m certain one of u finds that sexy.
-What does Leona Lewis have to do w this?
Wait a minute, was that a patent leather top hat?
Dis negro just does whatever he wants.
-Christina Aguilera performed.
She moved a lot like Janet. Did u see those vouging girls behind her? Only one word to describe them dudes: Fierece! But this did sound wayyy too much like
Which I just can’t stand. Trust me when I was looking for this I had to pause it.
-Um, Quick note, Paris Hilton read the teleprompter better than Britney Spears. Buuuttt I missed the part where they stopped talking about: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a356ab54cf
I don’t even know y that ‘BFF’ show was even a thought. If you watch it don’t tell me cuz I will not respect you. Or think that you have the capacity to carry on intelligent conversation.
-Wait. I gotta get back to Lil’ Wayne I’m not done.
Ummmmmm, who’s idea was it to dress him in that vest & hat? They had him up there lookin like
-But lastly, Kanye West closed out the show. I love Kanye. I thought it was a very good performance, & I actually thought he looked very nice too.
however my friend brought something to my attention & thought he resembled:
I can’t.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
