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Damn Vol. 7
Goes to an esteemed man, who has always made me incredibly hot looking at him.
Today he announced his retirement from the Cincinnati Reds after 22 seasons in the MLB.
Easily one of the best outfielders baseball players– Ken Griffey Jr.
While others take this time to reflect:
On his career 630 Home Runs– making him #5 on the all time list
Or being from the rampant Roid Rage era where he did not participate (kudos to you too Derek Jeter so far)
Or 10 Gold Gloves
Or wrecking the ’93 home run derby–hitting the ball farther than anyone (still) has in Derby history
Or being a ridiculous endorsement fan favorite.
No.
It’s all about that azz.
Let’s take this time to marvel over how baaaaad this mamajamma is.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Hit it here Jr.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Like this:
A N*gga Moment
We’re not even a week into the New Year & they’re already giving me reason to use this word.
Gilbert Arenas & this negro named Javaris Crittendon
(Problem #1 his name is Javavris)
got into some sort of argument over some gambling debts.
Apparently the two got so wrapped up in a card game on Dec. 19th that Arenas ended up losing over $60,000 to fellow Wizards teammate JaVale McGee (Problem #2, his name) on their way back from Phoenix.
Now I don’t like to talk about old sh*t in the New Year, but the rift between Gilbert Arenas & Javaris Crittenton and Gilbert Arenas started when Jaravis decided to front the money on the spot for Gilbert.
Fast forward 2 days to the Wizards’ locker room where Arenas laid out some guns on a chair for Crittenton telling him to pick one. That was allegedly in response to the fact that Crittenton told Arenas he was gonna shoot him in his leg a few days earlier.
On Friday the two c*cks stood in the Washington locker room drawing guns on each other.
This sounds an awful lot like…
A N*gga Moment.
WTF are these two mulitimillionaires doing pulling out guns over a few thousand dollars??
I expect this type of behavior out of Ron Artest, who has the tendency to carry on like he is a 15 year old chicken head,
but not from a negro named “Gilbert”.
Anywho, he has apologized today, but still faces a sucky punishment from the NBA because a Grand Jury is now looking into the case.
A quote from his apology:
“Joke or not, I now recognize that what I did was a mistake and was wrong. I should not have brought the guns to DC in the first place, and I now realize that there’s no such thing as joking around when it comes to guns — even if unloaded.”
When’s the last time anyone even thought about the Washington Wizards?
Love.
*Ms. Officer
Damn Vol. 3
Who truly knows the real deal w/ him & this Iron Man mess w/ Don Cheadle? But I do know one thing.
This man is fine
When I first saw him in ‘Sparks’, I knew he was right. (Yea, that’s correct. Now cross reference when that show was out with my age @ that time & his… No comment.)
Feast your eyes on Terrence Howard.
I know, I can do without the assorted neck pieces, but Damn.
May the Good Lord help me I LOVE pretty eyes and a man in a suit, (not going to jail). Let it be known- Gorgeous eyes are my weakness. Easily.
See what I mean?! He is Rockin’!
Topless Terrence? Yes Please! Needless to say I paid close attention to the movie ‘Pride’.
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Chiiiiiiileeeee if that don’t do it to u I dunno what will.
….Still dunno how I feel about this tho. I do know it was only a movie!
Yeah, a good day.
I can keep doing this.
Ya Dig?
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Are You Black? Vol. 2
-16th Overall Pick in 2003 NFL Draft
-Safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers
-Selected 4x for the Pro Bowl
-Selected 2x All Pro
-Has the biggest contract in Steelers history, extending him through 2011
-Highest paid safety in the league next to Bob Sanders (About $30 Million over 4 years)
-Super Bowl Champion
Stats are fantastic
buuuuuuuuuuuut
Are You Black?
What exactly is Samoan?
Yum
I like that.
‘I kinda look like u, but I’m ambiguous!’
He luh da kids.
Well, I’m stumped, but either way that’s a damn good look.
Love,
Ms. Officer
Damn Vol. 2
Happening upon this treasure totally by accident, I must share it with you. Looking for one Drew Carter from said group
for a previous post, (see VH1 Hip Hop Honors)
I ran into
Oh hell yes.
Ladies,
…(and some gentlemen)
may I present to you The Oakland Raiders’ very own Drew Carter.
yum.
Why is he so fine?
Hey Nupe/Color!…If that’s the case this drives his stock waaaaay up.
And you know he’s skrong.
You know how I feel about that.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Tenderoni
Yum. The mere virtue of the fact that I’m even looking @ this dude makes me feel like
drooling all over him, but he is right. (Only after he turned 18 tho. The age diff is not that big.) His music is tight, I’ve always liked it but for some reason I like him more than ever now.
Yes, we are all well aware of 
but we also know that 2 light skinned people together looks like a snoooozefest
So, for your viewing pleasure & mine, may I present Mr. Tenderoni ’08, Chris Brown
hell yes.
Oh Dear.
Maybe he’s been hanging out w/ Elephant man too much.
But he is skrong too. Now I know he can pick me up. You know how I feel about guys picking me up…
Yep,
Love,
*Ms. Officer
