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Showdown ’08: Daggers Up!
So, tonight was the third and final debate between Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and…well, John McCan’t.
and it didn’t take long for it to get spicy.
It starts here in our introduction to the man we’d be hearing about all night, ‘Joe The Plumber’:
Do you think McCan’t actually had a lengthy conversation with this ‘Joe The Plumber’? I wonder who he could be?
Could it be this guy?
or maybe its him:
either way, both Barack & Mc Can’t go in a great deal about the fella.
Did you catch that little snide remark from John McCan’t: ‘I don’t wanna pay taxes…and Not spread the wealth around’? Whoa.
Yea cuz taxes on 7 houses gets expensive.
But then things got even a little more interesting:
Waaaaahhhhh! I’m not Bush!
No sh*t you’re only his (much) older weirder yet a human, older brother…Who’s supported him by voting with him on key issues like taxes, energy, & spending (P.S. The U.S. is BROKE than a mothaf*cka)!!! How can we possibly confuse you with that?
Say It To My Face! Biaatch!
John McCan’t: Even though I’ve been putting out slanderous ads and someone called you terrorist at my rally and Bobby May wrote some really nasty things about you called ‘Barack Hussein Obama’, you hurt my feelings when you said I was like Bush
Barack Obama: All your sh*t is negative. Shut up, stop whining and talk about the issues
& Don’t forget Bobby May!
Tell his ass Barack:
Barack Obama: Them mothaf*ckas that go to you rallies is up there callin me terrorist & u ain’t gon do shit about it? You ain’t even say pardon me?
John McCan’t: I love them. I don’t hear anything wrong.
But they straight up went at it when they started talking about Healthcare (and our friend ‘Joe The Plumber pops back up):
Hey Joe! There you are again!
Oh my goodness. Here we go:
Bob Scheiffer: Obama, you’re for Roe v. Wade, McCan’t, you want to overturn it. Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagreses with you on this issue?
John McCan’t: Hell no. I remember when it happened and I told they asses not to vote for it.
Bob Scheiffer: So answer the f*ckin question
Well, McCan’t, it’s lookin like
for u. (Thanks Vick)
Barack clearly won this debate, hell, just about 60% to 31%. Can we make sure he wins on Nov. 4th too?
‘Go vote, it’ll make you big and strong’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: The Double Talk Express- Pulling Into A Station Near You
Ok so first of all, the venue of last night’s presidential debate absolutely sucked. Located in Nashville, Ten-A-Key at Pookie‘s Belmont University, was in the middle of nowhere, not to mention the set looked like:
There was a special bond that was shared between Tom Brokaw and John McCan’t, aside from the fact that Brokaw supports McCan’t, they were style twins together.
See? He didn’t even like it.Showdown ’08: I Would Not Want Sarah Palin as the Vice President of the word ‘Potatoe’.
This is feeling eerily reminiscent…
The first & only Vice Presidential debate was last week, and for lack of better words, Sarah Palin completely blew it.
Hooray for Joe Biden!
Shall We?
Gwen Ifill: What Are You Going To Do About The Polarization of Reform in the government?
Sarah Palin: Well Darn it, We gotta send the Maverick, John McCan’t in there, cuz Barack Obama votes with his party 96% of the time! He doesn’t even vote outside of his party! He’s inconsistent!
Gwen Ifill: What are we gong to do about the sub-prime mortgage loan crisis? Do you think predatory lenders are to blame?
Sarah Palin: Hell yeah them Mothaf*ckers is to blame. Joe Six Pack, Hockey Moms, Unite!
Joe Biden: You’re a lying heiffer.
Gwen Ifill: Do You Support Gay Rights?
Sarah Palin: I have one gay friend, & his name is Shawn but likes to be called Sasha, so I guess I tolerate them. I mean I won’t hurl insults but, you know.
Gwen Ifil: So Do Etither Of You Support Gay Marriage?
Joe Biden: Hell no.
Sarah Palin: Ditto.
Sarah Palin: Barack Obama voted against funding for the troops.
Joe Biden: Were you even aware that McCain voted the same way?
Sarah Palin: You know I still don’t know what the Vice President does? I’ve just been reading what they write on my Blackberry.
But in order for this to be even be considered a debate, the questions would have to be answered. Then there would have to be a response by the other party to the appropriately answered question.
Sometimes, if you don’t know the answer to a question, its best to just ignore the question all together. Then you have to state that you don’t wanna answer it, then try to remember what you made up, just in case you ran into this situation.
Sarah Palin: I don’t think we should talk to any government leaders outside the U.S., Even if they do like us.
Joe Biden: Dumbass McCain doesn’t even wanna sit down with our allies dumbass! of SPAINNNNNNNNN
P.S.: Who’s this Aquanetta person they keep talking about?
Sarah Palin: I’m stupid & unqualified. Please Don’t trust or vote for me.
Gwen Ifill: Alright, Shut up we gotta move on.
& That is what I took away from this debate. Its painstakingly clear that Joe Biden won. Tonight, Barack & McCan’t will face off again, & I’m sure there will be a ton of Maverick jokes to share.
And the beat goes on.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: That One
Oct 9
Posted by MsOfficer
Even though I posted about the debate the other day, and this is hidden in one of the clips in there, I decided it would be a good idea to post John McCan’ts ‘That One’ post on its own. In case you missed it:
& That was rude as hell. Here it is in a broader context:
Of course, we as an audience cannot form our own opinions, so we need them to be dictated to us the political pundits. Here’s a strange CBS twist on that theory.
Whoa! actual regular American people!
What do you think Black man?
The comment was downright uncalled for. He did not address Barack Obama appropriately and was completely disrespectful. If nothing else it was certainly a low blow to discredit Obama’s thoughts and contributions on energy policies.
Not cool. Even as a pirate.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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