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Where The Hell Did Time Go Wednesdays: Redman
This was amazing.
@ :25 Fat chicks make anything funny. No one else was putting them in the videos with spandex. At all.
@ :55 I don’t remember ever seeing that many Black Victoria’s Secret Models. Evar.
@ 1:10 Big Kap hasn’t aged since ’98
@ 1:13 I remember wanting to be 18 so I could send a COD.
@ 1:16 Channel 11 used to show The Wayans Brothers. Still don’t get why they canceled it?
@ 1:34 Who else remembers when channel 43 used to be BET? When it used to be good show Comicview?
@ 1:54 Who else remembers when channel 29 used to be MTV?
@ 1:61 Wasn’t channel 61 one of those weird foreign type of deals?
@ 2:14 Why bicycles are completely f*ckin stupid & pointless
@ 2:35 That little dude’s face with the plaid jacket is priceless
@ 3:17 If I tried that at home I would’ve gotten my ass whoooped
@ 3:29 It was comforting to know Red really did live like that. As per his “Cribs” episode.
Redman was the funniest 73rd member of Wu-Tang evar.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Barack Obama!
As if you had a choice, you watched Barack Obama last night. He commandeered your telly, making it rain on 3 major networks, pushing back the World Series (you know how folk get about they’re Baseball) with a simulcast on numerous cable channels.
Wtf was ABC thinking?
And in case, for some reason you were not watching, I dunno, any channel on the Comcast/Time Warner cable networks, or were looking @ ‘Pushing Daisies’ (which is what you should be doing if you thought that was important), Here it is in 4 convenient parts below:
I love him.
Whoever orchestrated this is truly a genius.
I wanted to cry when I saw Larry Stewart put that Wal Mart uniform on. He’s 78! Good grief!
This was very well put together, and appealled to large ethinic/racial groups. White woman, Black Family, Latino family, back to more White people.
I gotchya.
I’m also glad that every main issue that he posed a solution to, it was also written on the screen. No confusion. Ya got it? Ya know where he stands now?
I’m watching the speech Barack is giving right now in Missouri… & whoever this camera man is is giving me a headache.
Barack the Vote!
Love,
Ms. Officer
The Simultaneous Absence & Presence of Maxwell
How do I begin to explain what has been missing, yet here all along? With one word.
Maxwell.
I mean how does he just flat bounce in 7 years ago, no word of where he’s been?
No scandal.
No publicized baby mama drama.
No arrests.
No crazy ex-band members.
No skanky whores.
No gettin’ caught up in a back alley w/ someone madd suspect.
No wild sh*t on youtube.
No sex tape.
No drug addiction.
And he’s kept our attention for this long?
Then pops back up, virtually unannounced, here:
Saunters onto the stage, bangs out this gorgeous Al Green tribute, and goes back to where ever he’s been. Kinda.
This was 4 months ago. He reappears with a tour he’s currently on and sells his shows out. May I mention that these venues are nothing to scoff at. I mean damn this n*gga got us in a choke hold.
What is this trance Maxwell has over us?
It’s become obvious to me that Maxwell possesses a quality that a scarce amount of R&B singers have now– actual talent.
Allow me to plead my case. Ladies & Fellas, grab ur ‘significant others’ or whoever’s next to you that’ll suffice for now & enjoooooy the ride
What started it all:
ohhhhhh gosh
I know that’s right…
If you don’t know about Submerge, I feel sorry for you. I don’t know if I can continue w/ this post if I have to keep listening to these songs…
The point is that you get my point. This man has stayed consistent from day one…and I am certainly glad he’s making a comeback in the manner that he is.
Now he’s got this semi-single out called Pretty Wings. You know Maxwell is rockin cuz he’s got grown ass men going so hard to this joint. Let me tell you I ain’t never heard man with no gruff ass voice mention these two words together so lovingly.
The mere fact that he has been on our minds even in spite of the absence of his presence since 2001 means that whatever it is, he’s got it.
Yep, true talent is what keep drawing us to you Maxwell. How refreshing!
Make yourself at home cuz ur Welcomeeeeeee
Welcommeeeee, Welcomeeeee
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Damn Vol. 3
Who truly knows the real deal w/ him & this Iron Man mess w/ Don Cheadle? But I do know one thing.
This man is fine
When I first saw him in ‘Sparks’, I knew he was right. (Yea, that’s correct. Now cross reference when that show was out with my age @ that time & his… No comment.)
Feast your eyes on Terrence Howard.
I know, I can do without the assorted neck pieces, but Damn.
May the Good Lord help me I LOVE pretty eyes and a man in a suit, (not going to jail). Let it be known- Gorgeous eyes are my weakness. Easily.
See what I mean?! He is Rockin’!
Topless Terrence? Yes Please! Needless to say I paid close attention to the movie ‘Pride’.
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Chiiiiiiileeeee if that don’t do it to u I dunno what will.
….Still dunno how I feel about this tho. I do know it was only a movie!
Yeah, a good day.
I can keep doing this.
Ya Dig?
Love,
*Ms. Officer
‘I’m Just R.O.B. Funnyman.’
If you watched the monstrosity that was R. Kelly’s interview w/ Touré (by no fault of his, R. Kelly’s totally) you’d know that is one of the most talkinest-in-circles negroes ever.
Touré : ‘So do u like teenage girls’
R.O.B.: ‘What you mean teenage’
Touré : ‘Like underage girls’
R.O.B: ‘Define girls.’
& That is how the entire thing went.
There’s way too much going on on his jacket.
R.O.B: ‘You can’t be found guilty after you been found innocent’
Touré: ‘Ok’
R.O.B.: ‘Just guilty of being innocent’
I bet you Kells walked away from that interview thinkin he said some pretty profound shit.
Touré: ‘So…this won’t happen again. Is that what you’re saying?’
‘R.O.B.: ‘This interview will never happen again’
Oh. So R. Kelly did not pinkie swear that he won’t be caught up in some underage girl again. Just that he won’t be with anyone illegal meaning immigrants or that giving any more of these interviews.
Well, @ least he cut his hair.
