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Ring The Alarm
Last night’s episode of Hardball with Chris Matthews was particularly interesting.
As usual, the Presidential race was the subject of debate.
Enter Democratic Strategist, Bob Shrum and Republican Strategist/Former aide to President Bush, Ed Rogers:
Ed Rogers: Obama doesn’t have an economic plan, he wants to be Robin Hood by raising taxes on everyone!
Bob Shrum: Shut the f*ck up ur a liar and you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ed Rogers: No its not, I heard him when he told that to Joe the Plumber, (Pictured here)
Ed Rogers: Waaaaah stop talking over me even though I make no sense
Bob Shrum: As many times as Obama has explained it, you still can’t grasp his economic plan. You don’t like it becuase ur one of the people that’s gonna have to come out of pocket to help pay for America’s mess.
Chris Matthews: Whats better motherf*cker? Borrow more $ from China or tax the rich?
Ed Rogers: I don’t see why he doesn’t just leave us rich alone, leave the economy alone, and let it continue on its laissez-faire, free market downward spiral. It ‘s bound to fix itself that way.
Bob Shrum: You’ve been lying about being able to even stand a chance against Obama with this shoddy economic plan.
Chris Matthews: Well then how come Obama’s argument is winning?
Ed Rogers: Because we are not credible on the economy.
Did this mothaf*cka just admit that his party’s plan is sh*tty? The same one he’s trying to defend by giving into Shrum’s argument? I would not want to be caught up w/ this dude as my lawyer.
But by far the last minute of this whole thing was the most interesting- it went realllll left:
Ed Rogers: Everything that’s easy to be done in Washington has already been done (error #1). Barack Obama Has never done one hard thing in his life (miserable error #2)
Chris Matthews: We gotta go.
Shrum: A white man from the South should not be saying that a Black man running for president has never done a hard thing in his life.
(Never mind his background and growing up. Never mind the ignorace & racism he encountered in college and law school. Never mind the trillion dollar deficit he has to clean up. & Most of all never mind that white supremacist plot against him that was broken up last week. Barack’s walkin on easy street.)
Ed Rogers: Oh, come on man don’t make this about race. Don’t play 
or this one either
You tryna make me look like a racist.
Chris Matthews: I tried to save your ass by saying lets go. You just confirmed the fact that you are as ignorant as you’ve let on in this program. Now can I close this segment?
….And thats what I took away from the program.
Bob Shrum, You owned Ed Rogers.
Thank You.
Yes We Can!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Daggers Up!
So, tonight was the third and final debate between Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and…well, John McCan’t.
and it didn’t take long for it to get spicy.
It starts here in our introduction to the man we’d be hearing about all night, ‘Joe The Plumber’:
Do you think McCan’t actually had a lengthy conversation with this ‘Joe The Plumber’? I wonder who he could be?
Could it be this guy?
or maybe its him:
either way, both Barack & Mc Can’t go in a great deal about the fella.
Did you catch that little snide remark from John McCan’t: ‘I don’t wanna pay taxes…and Not spread the wealth around’? Whoa.
Yea cuz taxes on 7 houses gets expensive.
But then things got even a little more interesting:
Waaaaahhhhh! I’m not Bush!
No sh*t you’re only his (much) older weirder yet a human, older brother…Who’s supported him by voting with him on key issues like taxes, energy, & spending (P.S. The U.S. is BROKE than a mothaf*cka)!!! How can we possibly confuse you with that?
Say It To My Face! Biaatch!
John McCan’t: Even though I’ve been putting out slanderous ads and someone called you terrorist at my rally and Bobby May wrote some really nasty things about you called ‘Barack Hussein Obama’, you hurt my feelings when you said I was like Bush
Barack Obama: All your sh*t is negative. Shut up, stop whining and talk about the issues
& Don’t forget Bobby May!
Tell his ass Barack:
Barack Obama: Them mothaf*ckas that go to you rallies is up there callin me terrorist & u ain’t gon do shit about it? You ain’t even say pardon me?
John McCan’t: I love them. I don’t hear anything wrong.
But they straight up went at it when they started talking about Healthcare (and our friend ‘Joe The Plumber pops back up):
Hey Joe! There you are again!
Oh my goodness. Here we go:
Bob Scheiffer: Obama, you’re for Roe v. Wade, McCan’t, you want to overturn it. Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagreses with you on this issue?
John McCan’t: Hell no. I remember when it happened and I told they asses not to vote for it.
Bob Scheiffer: So answer the f*ckin question
Well, McCan’t, it’s lookin like
for u. (Thanks Vick)
Barack clearly won this debate, hell, just about 60% to 31%. Can we make sure he wins on Nov. 4th too?
‘Go vote, it’ll make you big and strong’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: The Double Talk Express- Pulling Into A Station Near You
Ok so first of all, the venue of last night’s presidential debate absolutely sucked. Located in Nashville, Ten-A-Key at Pookie‘s Belmont University, was in the middle of nowhere, not to mention the set looked like:
There was a special bond that was shared between Tom Brokaw and John McCan’t, aside from the fact that Brokaw supports McCan’t, they were style twins together.
See? He didn’t even like it.Showdown ’08: I Would Not Want Sarah Palin as the Vice President of the word ‘Potatoe’.
This is feeling eerily reminiscent…
The first & only Vice Presidential debate was last week, and for lack of better words, Sarah Palin completely blew it.
Hooray for Joe Biden!
Shall We?
Gwen Ifill: What Are You Going To Do About The Polarization of Reform in the government?
Sarah Palin: Well Darn it, We gotta send the Maverick, John McCan’t in there, cuz Barack Obama votes with his party 96% of the time! He doesn’t even vote outside of his party! He’s inconsistent!
Gwen Ifill: What are we gong to do about the sub-prime mortgage loan crisis? Do you think predatory lenders are to blame?
Sarah Palin: Hell yeah them Mothaf*ckers is to blame. Joe Six Pack, Hockey Moms, Unite!
Joe Biden: You’re a lying heiffer.
Gwen Ifill: Do You Support Gay Rights?
Sarah Palin: I have one gay friend, & his name is Shawn but likes to be called Sasha, so I guess I tolerate them. I mean I won’t hurl insults but, you know.
Gwen Ifil: So Do Etither Of You Support Gay Marriage?
Joe Biden: Hell no.
Sarah Palin: Ditto.
Sarah Palin: Barack Obama voted against funding for the troops.
Joe Biden: Were you even aware that McCain voted the same way?
Sarah Palin: You know I still don’t know what the Vice President does? I’ve just been reading what they write on my Blackberry.
But in order for this to be even be considered a debate, the questions would have to be answered. Then there would have to be a response by the other party to the appropriately answered question.
Sometimes, if you don’t know the answer to a question, its best to just ignore the question all together. Then you have to state that you don’t wanna answer it, then try to remember what you made up, just in case you ran into this situation.
Sarah Palin: I don’t think we should talk to any government leaders outside the U.S., Even if they do like us.
Joe Biden: Dumbass McCain doesn’t even wanna sit down with our allies dumbass! of SPAINNNNNNNNN
P.S.: Who’s this Aquanetta person they keep talking about?
Sarah Palin: I’m stupid & unqualified. Please Don’t trust or vote for me.
Gwen Ifill: Alright, Shut up we gotta move on.
& That is what I took away from this debate. Its painstakingly clear that Joe Biden won. Tonight, Barack & McCan’t will face off again, & I’m sure there will be a ton of Maverick jokes to share.
And the beat goes on.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
‘Nobody Gives Less Of A F*ck Than George Bush’
Chris Rock in space? I gotta see this.
So on Saturday night I was perched in front of my TV to watch Chris Rock’s 1st stand up comedy special in 4 years. And I was thorougly entertained.
So what he was wearing the same thing as on Bigger & Blacker
Still funny. Besides he was right on point when talking about George Bush not giving a f*ck.
Hahah, This is always a treat:
Expect more on this post! It will be updated!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: John McCan’t
Any chance I get to use this pic I’m going to take full advantage of it
Last night was the Showdown between Presidential candidates Barack Obama (yay!) & John McCan’t (booooooo)
Can someone please tell this Maverick John McCan’t that he should stop trying to tell jokes during debate time?
& Why is it that every point Barack made, McCan’t lead off with “Obama doesn’t understand?” this sounds like hes trying to use Barack’s words against him:
‘Barack doesn’t understand, or doesn’t get it’
(By the way that’s the way I felt every time McCan’t opened his mouth last night)
No homo.
Let’s Duel!
Barack: +50
Now listen to Mr. Obama speak so eloquently and sensibly on the economy & energy (which is part of the reason the economy is in shambles)
& This financial mess
En Garde!
& Then McCan’t turns around & curses @ Obama???
Did you hear him say ‘Horseshit’?! Twice? Please help.
Daggers Up
Barack Wins.
Let’s make sure he wins the election too.
Barack The Vote!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Vote for Barack Obama!
Don’t Be Stupid! You better do it! & make sure you’re registered properly!
Barack Obama has the distinction of being the very 1st subject of my brand new blog! Historic!!!
Yes we can!!!
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: That One
Oct 9
Posted by MsOfficer
Even though I posted about the debate the other day, and this is hidden in one of the clips in there, I decided it would be a good idea to post John McCan’ts ‘That One’ post on its own. In case you missed it:
& That was rude as hell. Here it is in a broader context:
Of course, we as an audience cannot form our own opinions, so we need them to be dictated to us the political pundits. Here’s a strange CBS twist on that theory.
Whoa! actual regular American people!
What do you think Black man?
The comment was downright uncalled for. He did not address Barack Obama appropriately and was completely disrespectful. If nothing else it was certainly a low blow to discredit Obama’s thoughts and contributions on energy policies.
Not cool. Even as a pirate.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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