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If u ain’t know, Bird is the word.  Dat n*gga Orenthal James got sentenced today to 15 years in prison for kidnapping & committing an armed robbery @ a Las Vegas hotel last year.

As the ringleader of a crew of 4 other men, all armed, they barged into the room to “confront friends and retrieve his things” (his words, not mine.  I couldn’t make this up).  The “things” in question were peices of sports memerobilia that dealers Bruce Fromong and Al Beardsley had in their possession.

Well Judge Jackie Glass spared no expense when telling O.J. how she really felt about him, stating that “Earlier in this case, at a bail hearing, I said to Mr. Simpson I didn’t know if he was arrogant, ignorant or both. During the trial and through this proceeding I got the answer, and it was both.”

Yikes.

O.J. claimed he went to the room “not wanting to steal anything from anybody” but went to recover a “wedding ring for his daughter & some family photos for his son”.

By far my favorite part was when he said and I quote:

“I didn’t know I was doing anything illegal” and “I’m somewhat confused”.

Really O.J.? For real?

Let Judge Glass put it in perspective for you…

She said that Simpson’s words in court weren’t as powerful as his angry words, as caught on tape, during the confrontation.

“Everything in this case was on tape, the evidence in this case was overwhelming.”

Glass continued, “You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon.”

More Yikes.

As ironic as this whole thing is, the star of the most famous infamous case of the ’90′s, and arguably a strong contender for scandal of the century managed to get convicted of the 2007 crime on October 3rd, exactly 13 years to the day that he was acquitted of that trial.

(Coulda done without the crotch close-up)

White people are currently rejoicing. They been waitin to see his ass get pinched since ’95.

He did apologize though, and his 61-year-old tail is eligible for parole in 9 years.

No need for all those stupid O.J. puns- he finally got ‘juiced’, he doesn’t have the ‘juice’ he got squeezed, and that sh*t can go on and on. What you need to know is that his ass is gonna be behind bars.

He is gonna be thirstyyyyyyy

Barack Obama,= + Infinity

O.J. Simpson= – 100,000.

Sigh,

Love,

Ms. Officer