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Lil’ Freak
Just when you thought you’d heard the last from this absolute weirdo,
he resurfaces.
Eric Massa, the NY State politician who got caught with his hand up several of his assistant’s asses resigned earlier this year felt it appropriate to tell us why we should dislike him even more in the new issue of Esquire magazine.
- The congressman said he tried to kill himself, twice, prior to his resignation
- Massa’s beard wife wasn’t too pleased when people started comparing him to Mark Foley– the dude from FL. who was sending nasty texts to teenage boys who worked in the House. She must’ve known his secret was close to being up.
Boooy this sounds familiar, right Chris Stokes?
- A month prior to Massa’s allegations coming to light, he was threatening to tattle some secret plans Dick Cheney had, to get General Petraeus to run for President.
I wasn’t aware that bids for the 2010 Presidential election started in February, 2010.
- After drank himself stupid one night, he did the next logical thing: took an Ambien. Massa was so geeked up, he couldn’t get himself home. And at 4:00AM, in front of the Washington Monument, had to call a staffer to come babysit pick him up.
In light of all the “fun” this dude likes to have, this song is dedicated to Eric Massa:
Glad you resigned too, Massa. Glad you resigned too.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid: Robin Thicke Feat. Snoop Dogg- It’s In The Mornin
I have (what might be considered) an unhealthy obsession with Sex Therapy.
This album is tough. One of the best joints off of it finally has a video:
Is that pomade @ 1:13??
If it’s “Sportin’ Waves” then Robin Thicke knows too much.
Good ol’ Snoop looking skinny as ever @ 1:56.
This vid looks exactly how I envisioned, simply, light (no pun intended), airy, springy.
All that’s missing is Uncle Junebug.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
New Vid: Drake- Find Your Love
Ok, so I posted about this song not too long ago , but here is the vid– shot pon di gully side uh Jamaica.
*Boom*
If you care to see Drake trying pretending to comprehend Patois
If you care to see Drizzy inna Jamaican dancehall
If you care to see Drake’s tongue in someone else’s mouth
If you care to see Drake barefoot…
Legggoooo:
Reminiscent of the obvious
I still enjoyed Mavado’s cameo. A Mavado/Drake interaction is just what we needed.
Now how about you make that a song?
Although,
Mavado does that badman ting a likkle too well.
Nuh true?
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Who Doesn’t Want Fat Chicks On TV?
Or apparently anyone who wears Lane Bryant Giant.
Then along came a FOX. It plastered an underwear-clad Victoria’s Secret commercial in the middle of American Idol, after it said it wasn’t airing the Lane Bryant spot, stating it was too risque.
Nope.
I understand the argument (and agree to some extent) that there should be more variety in terms of size in all of the media that we ingest.
But do you really want to see
or Precious
In a bikini?
Kirstie Alley pushing (your once) favorite brand of lingerie?
I didn’t think so.
One time for the cattle:
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(I swear, I’m joking)
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Getting Popped Off
I went to work.
And as long as we’ve worked for 2 of the same companies, I finally ran into and formally met:
// Jay-Z’s OTHER Woman
Some things just make a dynamic duo:
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Everyone Looks The Same To Me Vol. 20
This is an epic edition, seeing is how this is the 20th installment of this highly acclaimed series, and well…we in society have a thing for numbers that end in “5″ & “0″. So, without further ado, welcome the subject of my 20th “Everyone Looks The Same To Me”!
Glee.
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//Lil’ Wayne On Suicide Watch
Dr. Lil’ Wayne?
I damn sure know you never thought you’d hear those two words together.
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Let alone getting you to believe them.
It was hard enough for me to find a picture of him reading, let alone with a book. And it’s not even a book. It’s amagazine. You gotta take what you can get, huh?
Even harder to believe, Lil’ Wayne is being treated like any other person in jail and was given a job behind bars. Some one thought it’d be a good idea to send Weezy to counsel inmates who are on suicide watch.
This career move was confirmed by Weezy’s ex-wife, Toya, who also complained, quote:
“Wayne has a job — they got him on suicide watch for other prisoners. He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don’t kill themselves. He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much.”
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Is this basic b*ch serious? I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
Welp, since we’re in the season…of…ignorance, presentinnnnggggg:
The Top 5 Lil’ Wayne Suicide Songs (In no particular order)
1. Lil’ Wayne Feat. Eminem- Drop The World
He wants to “leave Earf?” Enough said.
2. The Game Feat. Lil’ Wayne- My Life
Asking for his life to be taken? Sign #2 he shouldn’t be counseling someone else on this matter.
3. Birdman Feat. Lil’ Wayne & Mack Maine- Always Strapped
Uhm, someone who is “Always Strapped” damn sure shouldn’t be doling out advice on life
4. Enrique Iglesias Feat. Lil’ Wayne- Push
Any one of those prisoners was better off before hearing this.
5. Lil’ Wayne- I Feel Like Dying
He said he feels like dying.
*Bonus*
Lil’ Wayne Feat. Robin Thicke- Shooter
Ugh.
I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this up to the recession and say there are a shortage of people who are actually certified for this kind of thing.
New Vid: Drake- Over
You wanted it, you got it.
Here’s the video for Drake’s single “Over”:
To be quite honest, I didn’t see the big deal about the song when it dropped, so I never wrote anything on it.
Same here with the video, but I’m hoping you will help me understand what is going on here. *Note, he does dance a little & do like a tiny half bodyroll thing from 1:57-2:07, did’nt know he had it in him* Perhaps, through your comments, we can make sense of what this Keyshia Cole chick girl with the horrid blonde hair has to do with anything.
I like this kid though, he has the rare ability to straddle the line between being good, educated, educational, not preachy, yet still fun. My alma mater, NU had him for our annual “Springfest” concert this past weekend. Note the trend in the yearly concert getting Blacker & Blacker! I heard a good time was had by all 
>> Here r 2 pics from the show:
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Odd looking dude.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Taiwanese Boy Wants To Be Whitney Houston
Just might be the 1st Chinese pop star, aside from
Have you seen this?
Wow. I was walking by a desk earlier today at work when I heard someone playing it. I turned around to find this
belting out Dolly Parton’s Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”.
His name is Lin Yu Chun, singing on Taiwan’s version of “American Idol” called “Super Star Avenue”.
People are already buzzing that he may very well be the next Susan Boyle, if is voice doesn’t change.
Now we all know that puberty changes things…
….you get the point. Lin
Best of luck to Chun, who stands to win $1Mil
Love, *Ms. Officer
No Sex Allowed At Yale?
It is now outlawed for students to have relations with their professors, or professors in general at the Ivy leauge. The Yale student handbook seems to think that there is such a thing as an “inappropriate age difference” between consenting adults over the age of, like, 21.
Yale also claims coercion is a factor in those kinds of relationships.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ94dg5A9VQ&feature=related
http://fliiby.com/file/51775/vegg81dxx4.html
Myself, a long time propietor of relationships with older men (I, the Kelly-ee, rather than R.Kelly) have an uncontrollable, strange attraction to men decades considerably older than myself.
I can’t understand the attraction, but there was definitely that 1 professor in college I regret not sleeping with. I went from a “D” (at the midterm) to an “A-” in that class, with only 1 essay in between. Let’s just call him “The Good Doctor”.
At any rate, I think the rule is preposterous. I mean, don’t you think I’d look hot standing next to this guy?:
MMMMMM Nose hair!
What do you think?
Love,
*Ms. Officer
1800 Sex-For-Republicans
Even
Don’t compare to
“Caught up” can’t begin to describe the mess the Republican party has gotten themselves into this time. Trickin large amounts of money in a topless, bondage themed sex club. $2000, to be exact, of political capital went to reimburse a GOP donor who obviously had some sort of group sex an orgasm off of some sort of weird, sadomascist tryst.
So the GOP fired the person who was responsible for making the reimbursment, blah, blah, blah.
That Michael Steel finds himself covering up RNC tracks back in the spotlight as the talking head he is for the ridiculous spending of the Grand Ol’ Party, barely 4 months into the new decade.
Haven’t we seen this before?
-$12,691 on Limo rides (perhaps on 20′s)
-$ 17, 514 on a private aircraft
- A Hawaiian “Republican Retreat” What the hell purpose does that even serve?
- $13,316 At a Lucky Strike Bowling Alley. I’ve been to Lucky Strike. Can’t nobody bowl that damn much. But they can suck down ten thou woth of liquor though.
-Damn near $300,000 to one particular catering company. What the hell did their taste buds have to have?
Yikes.
You think it ends there?
Nope.
The RNC listed a phone sex number on a fundraising letter sent to perspective donors. Instead of getting a greedy slimeball on the other end, folks were prompted for @$2.99 a minute to keep phone sexing with a “live one-on-one talk with a nasty girl”.
Naturally Doug Heye (the RNC Spokesman) revealed what he does when he goes home on a nightly gave the okie-doke by saying he meant to put the 202 area code on the letters instead of 800.
How convenient is it that the two telephone numbers are so close together?
How many times is the RNC going to prove themselves as a bunch of babbling buffoons?
I dunno.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
The Curse of Joe Biden
Are we rejoicing that a historic healthcare bill finally got passed allowing insurance for just about 94%of Americans? (Take that Canada)
Children up to age 26 will be able to remain on their parents’ insurance
We get to have the same flavor of health insurance that some of our favorite members of congress
Small business owners will snag tax credits to cover their employees?
Joe Biden just waits in the shadows until Barack accomplishes something, then just comes out at the grand occasion– just like that drunk uncle at Christmas who you try to keep away from the small children.
But for this, Obama has yet another reason to keep Uncle Joe in the barn outback:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Whispering dangersously close to the President’s ear is one thing. Doing it in front of a host of newsmedia is another. Shouting the F-bomb into several on mics…well, that’s the kooky gamble you take when letting the Vice President out into the United States.
Everyone’s in an uproar about this F-Word. But lest we forget what minority leader John Boehner said?
Usual winner of the crying game, I am surprised Boehner didn’t revert to his usual teary eyed tactics of throwing a tantrum to get his point across, although he never really has one to get attention.
Or the Tea Party
Or that James Clyburn (D-SC) had racial epithets hurled at him and images of nooses faxed to him.
I like what we pay attention to.
So, in sum,
we know Joe Biden has a lot of gaffes:
But let’s not act like there aren’t things being said and done to members of congress who stood up for health care reform, in revolts and verbal assaults since the 1960′s. Remember them?
at least the F word doesn’t offend a specific group of people. Unless you’re one of these two…
Love,
Ms. Officer
We’ll Always Love Big Poppa
Last night, Brooklyn, (& Perhaps the entire Tri-state area) came out to celebrate the life of one of the best (if not the best) rapper in existence, The Notorious B.I.G.
Aside from the fact that Diddy, Fabolous, Jim Jones and Red Cafe all appear to be in a public school gym, it seems the event went (generally) well. I use the term well loosely because I heard that a couple of fights did break out, and there was severe overcharging at the door– $100 to get in. To a club. In Brooklyn. On a Tuesday night.
The celebration marked the 13th anniversary of the rapper’s passing. I still remember the cold March morning when I heard what’d happened. I’d of course, been a fan.
When I’d reported to school the next day, the slightly older kids were crying in the halls. Hard. I remember Kurt Loder’s voice over the visuals of sidewalks in Brooklyn strewn with faces of disbelief. It was amazing that as a little kid that one could love music as much as I did. Allow me to take you on a voyage from my memory vault:
Warning- In the days of Video Music Box, pre-cable, & living with my grandmother during the week…well, my after school activities were kinda limited. I’d sneak up to her room to watch music videos, & I knew every. single. word. Now does that make any sense for an elementary school kid?
One More Chance (Remix)- My favorite song for a loooong time, (just ask Nicole Vazquez!) & one of my favorite songs period. The video made my pre-teen ass feel like I was at a house party & even remotely knew what they were talking about.
Sky Is The Limit (Feat. 112)- LOVE this song. As one of the best videos in existence, it’s so freakin cute. Where the hell was I when they were casting that video? Where? Probably doing something stupid, like going to school.
Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems (Feat. Diddy & Ma$e)- Who in the hell didn’t like this song?? Must not have had a functioning vessels. For a project in middle school we had to select a song we wanted to translate in Spanish. Then sing it. In front of the whole class. In it’s entirety. Being that I can’t sing, I wised up. Guess what I picked? “Yo no se que ellos me quieren…”
Juciy- Who else could turn Mtume’s “Juciy Fruit” into a rap anthem? I would sing that chorus at the top of my lungs making up everything right after “Don’t let them hold you down, reach for the stars” and swore with conviction that whatever I was singing after that were the correct words. Problem is, it changed every time.
Big Poppa- Whoa. Ron Isely probably got out of jail for owing taxes because of this song. Not only did I excruciatingly want a hot tub at this time, but this was when I discovered Diddy, Puff Daddy,
and the root of what would grow into a longstanding crush on him. I pretended I was the “you and me could be friends” that he always referred to. I loved that.
Now keep in mind– I am reflecting on my memories from the music videos. Therefore all of the posts are going to be from the commercial releases. Can I go toe to toe with a Notorious B.I.G. lyric? You betchya. I even managed to keep my cousin’s grubby paws off my special edition B.I.G. CD. He took B2K instead.
All jokes aside, Christopher Wallace, a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G. was an enormous talent who made legendary music.
& We love him.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
The Oscars– The Leftover Crumbs
The 82nd annual Oscars aired Sunday night, and for those of us with Cablevision, the Gangs of New York finally settled their idiotic feud in time for ABC to allow us peasants to view the program.
Winners
Ginger kids are gross and have no manners. They are unruly. Why is anyone so surprised by this?
I digress.
Roger Ross Williams got to do his Ginger Kanye Elinor Burkett-less acceptance speech the following night on Larry King Live.
We also know how much of a phenomenon Precious was, but Howard Stern didn’t think so. He WENT IN on Gabourey Sidebe this morning, saying that she didn’t stand a chance in Hollywood after this because of her weight:
The full list of the 2010 Oscar winners from Oscar.com, the official site of the 82nd Academy Awards
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The Hurt Locker
Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro
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Jeff Bridges
Crazy Heart
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Christoph Waltz
Inglourious Basterds
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Sandra Bullock
The Blind Side
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Mo’Nique
Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
Congrats!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
