Category Archives: Showdown ’08
This Is Weird. And Gross.
If you guessed Rielle Hunter, you were right.
Former presidential hopeful John Edwards’ baby mamma came out today in a spread for GQ magazine, for which she made sure to let us know she saw not 1 dime cuz Johnny is still paying her off, somewhere in the neighborhood of $150,000 calling it “child support”.
There is nothing remotely suave, appealing, or sexy about a woman who slept with a married man on the campaign trail, accused John’s buddy of fathering the child, then pointing the finger at Edwards himself once it became profitable.
It’s actually the exact opposite.
I don’t possibly see what can be attractive about this woman, so take a look at these odd pictures and decide for yourself:
Dressed in John Edwards’ shirt Was it really a good idea to put this woman in an oversized men’s shirt, seeing as how this is probably part of the whole problem in the first place?
What’s with the midriff and the baby? What, exactly is the situation which calls for both a half-shirt and a toddler?
This is easily the most bizarre picture of the trio. What is it with the stuffed animals and the pantslessness here? Is she trying to send some weird molester-y message here? What do the two have to do with each other?
Aside from John Edwards, does anyone have the desire to see this woman half naked?
She looks like him.
Yikes.
But I digress. If you care to be even more repulsed, here is actual video of the photo shoot.
http://www.gq.com/video?videoID=71716714001
This turns my stomach.
At least until it’s feeding time again.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
This Guy’s An Idiot
Remember this guy?
No?
How about now?
or now?
Definitely now.
This bald headed fool is none other than Joe the Plumber. He was the tool scapegoat tool who was used by both McCain & Obama during the ’08 Presidential election as “America’s everyman”– the average worker.
Joe Wurzlebacher rose to fame became the butt of many a joke inadvertently– as plumber who randomly happened to be standing in a crowd, who happened to ask our now POTUS what he was going to do about small business tax policies:
After that, he got close with daughter Meagan:
and became BFF’s with McCain,
Joe The Plumber would tour around the country promoting Bush/Cheney in drag McCain/Palin in hopes this party would win the election come the fall.
We all know the Cinderella story ended up:
Yet now Joe is singing a different song.
In an interview he did with Pennsylvania radio public radio correspondent Scott Detrow, The Plumber whined about the former presidential candidate ruining his life. Damn near 2 years later he’s finally come to the realization that he just happened to be a tangible face middle America could identify with during the elections.
Wurtzelbacher also had some other revelations; he stated that John McCain was not a public servant out for the best interest of the people he represents and no longer backs Sarah Palin, not because of this:
Not because of this:
Not because Matt Damon said so:
Not even because of this:
I wonder what finally gave it away?
Whatever the case may be, I’m glad he finally came to his senses.
Perhaps he’d finally learned to follow his instinct:
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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Barack Obama!
As if you had a choice, you watched Barack Obama last night. He commandeered your telly, making it rain on 3 major networks, pushing back the World Series (you know how folk get about they’re Baseball) with a simulcast on numerous cable channels.
Wtf was ABC thinking?
And in case, for some reason you were not watching, I dunno, any channel on the Comcast/Time Warner cable networks, or were looking @ ‘Pushing Daisies’ (which is what you should be doing if you thought that was important), Here it is in 4 convenient parts below:
I love him.
Whoever orchestrated this is truly a genius.
I wanted to cry when I saw Larry Stewart put that Wal Mart uniform on. He’s 78! Good grief!
This was very well put together, and appealled to large ethinic/racial groups. White woman, Black Family, Latino family, back to more White people.
I gotchya.
I’m also glad that every main issue that he posed a solution to, it was also written on the screen. No confusion. Ya got it? Ya know where he stands now?
I’m watching the speech Barack is giving right now in Missouri… & whoever this camera man is is giving me a headache.
Barack the Vote!
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Your New Cellmate- Political Turncoats
Just in time for my 50th post, here comes a scandal straight out of the Republican party & the “Great State o’ Alaska”.
Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens, who could say he babysat for John McCan’t (he’s 84), and Don Imus’ ghost 
was convicted earlier today on 7 charges of corruption, stemming from his indictment this summer. He’s even still got the nerve to be in the running for the seat hes held for the last 40 Years- the same amount of time it took Andy Stitzer to lose his virginity!
His old ass was convicted of all the felony charges that he faced about getting home renovations and other ‘Cash Money Millionaire Sarah Palin shopping spree’ sort of gifts from lucrative oil company, VECO corp.
How Is Sarah Palin ‘not aware’ of this?
Apparently Ted used to live in a little ass mountain cabin way up in the snow, until VECO came along and made him an offer that he couldn’t refuse- including an additional story onto his house with a wraparound porch, a wine cellar and a sauna. What the hell does his raisin ass need w/ a sauna?
But here’s the best part– Stevens, who is the Senate’s longest serving Republican (hell, he’s President pro tempore emeritus) pulled an R. Kelly talkin’ bout he ain’t know he was gettin’ free sh*t. He said he’d given the company $160,000 and thought he paid for all the work that was done.
Um, I’m sorry, but there’s no way in hell that $55 and a pack of Nicorette can take you from this:
to this:
and u don’t know what’s going on (or not giving up any–ayooooo)
Of course this man wanted a speedy trial so he can continue on Alaska’s campaign trail, and why not? Since it is not illegal to have a convicted felon barred from Congress.
Wtf.
That’s right, you read it correctly the 1st time: A Convicted Felon Does Not Have To Drop Out Of The Race Or Resign From Senate. (However, if 2/3 of the senate has an epiphany, they can vote said convicted felon out).
Steven’s boy, Bill Allen who he went fishing and drinking with gave his ass up when he snitched that Steven’s knew he was getting a sweet deal.
And here’s where the good ol’ white privilege comes in:
Ted Stevens faces up to 5 years per count in prison but under federal guidelines will most likely serve little is any time @ all.
What f*ckin federal guideline is this? The one where you can embezzle money from large corporations for personal gainand not get punished?
‘
Oh yeah, it’s that one.
‘They shoulda neva gave u n*ggas MONEY!’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: Daggers Up!
So, tonight was the third and final debate between Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and…well, John McCan’t.
and it didn’t take long for it to get spicy.
It starts here in our introduction to the man we’d be hearing about all night, ‘Joe The Plumber’:
Do you think McCan’t actually had a lengthy conversation with this ‘Joe The Plumber’? I wonder who he could be?
Could it be this guy?
or maybe its him:
either way, both Barack & Mc Can’t go in a great deal about the fella.
Did you catch that little snide remark from John McCan’t: ‘I don’t wanna pay taxes…and Not spread the wealth around’? Whoa.
Yea cuz taxes on 7 houses gets expensive.
But then things got even a little more interesting:
Waaaaahhhhh! I’m not Bush!
No sh*t you’re only his (much) older weirder yet a human, older brother…Who’s supported him by voting with him on key issues like taxes, energy, & spending (P.S. The U.S. is BROKE than a mothaf*cka)!!! How can we possibly confuse you with that?
Say It To My Face! Biaatch!
John McCan’t: Even though I’ve been putting out slanderous ads and someone called you terrorist at my rally and Bobby May wrote some really nasty things about you called ‘Barack Hussein Obama’, you hurt my feelings when you said I was like Bush
Barack Obama: All your sh*t is negative. Shut up, stop whining and talk about the issues
& Don’t forget Bobby May!
Tell his ass Barack:
Barack Obama: Them mothaf*ckas that go to you rallies is up there callin me terrorist & u ain’t gon do shit about it? You ain’t even say pardon me?
John McCan’t: I love them. I don’t hear anything wrong.
But they straight up went at it when they started talking about Healthcare (and our friend ‘Joe The Plumber pops back up):
Hey Joe! There you are again!
Oh my goodness. Here we go:
Bob Scheiffer: Obama, you’re for Roe v. Wade, McCan’t, you want to overturn it. Could either of you ever nominate someone to the Supreme Court who disagreses with you on this issue?
John McCan’t: Hell no. I remember when it happened and I told they asses not to vote for it.
Bob Scheiffer: So answer the f*ckin question
Well, McCan’t, it’s lookin like
for u. (Thanks Vick)
Barack clearly won this debate, hell, just about 60% to 31%. Can we make sure he wins on Nov. 4th too?
‘Go vote, it’ll make you big and strong’
Love,
Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: I Would Not Want Sarah Palin as the Vice President of the word ‘Potatoe’.
This is feeling eerily reminiscent…
The first & only Vice Presidential debate was last week, and for lack of better words, Sarah Palin completely blew it.
Hooray for Joe Biden!
Shall We?
Gwen Ifill: What Are You Going To Do About The Polarization of Reform in the government?
Sarah Palin: Well Darn it, We gotta send the Maverick, John McCan’t in there, cuz Barack Obama votes with his party 96% of the time! He doesn’t even vote outside of his party! He’s inconsistent!
Gwen Ifill: What are we gong to do about the sub-prime mortgage loan crisis? Do you think predatory lenders are to blame?
Sarah Palin: Hell yeah them Mothaf*ckers is to blame. Joe Six Pack, Hockey Moms, Unite!
Joe Biden: You’re a lying heiffer.
Gwen Ifill: Do You Support Gay Rights?
Sarah Palin: I have one gay friend, & his name is Shawn but likes to be called Sasha, so I guess I tolerate them. I mean I won’t hurl insults but, you know.
Gwen Ifil: So Do Etither Of You Support Gay Marriage?
Joe Biden: Hell no.
Sarah Palin: Ditto.
Sarah Palin: Barack Obama voted against funding for the troops.
Joe Biden: Were you even aware that McCain voted the same way?
Sarah Palin: You know I still don’t know what the Vice President does? I’ve just been reading what they write on my Blackberry.
But in order for this to be even be considered a debate, the questions would have to be answered. Then there would have to be a response by the other party to the appropriately answered question.
Sometimes, if you don’t know the answer to a question, its best to just ignore the question all together. Then you have to state that you don’t wanna answer it, then try to remember what you made up, just in case you ran into this situation.
Sarah Palin: I don’t think we should talk to any government leaders outside the U.S., Even if they do like us.
Joe Biden: Dumbass McCain doesn’t even wanna sit down with our allies dumbass! of SPAINNNNNNNNN
P.S.: Who’s this Aquanetta person they keep talking about?
Sarah Palin: I’m stupid & unqualified. Please Don’t trust or vote for me.
Gwen Ifill: Alright, Shut up we gotta move on.
& That is what I took away from this debate. Its painstakingly clear that Joe Biden won. Tonight, Barack & McCan’t will face off again, & I’m sure there will be a ton of Maverick jokes to share.
And the beat goes on.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: John McCan’t
Any chance I get to use this pic I’m going to take full advantage of it
Last night was the Showdown between Presidential candidates Barack Obama (yay!) & John McCan’t (booooooo)
Can someone please tell this Maverick John McCan’t that he should stop trying to tell jokes during debate time?
& Why is it that every point Barack made, McCan’t lead off with “Obama doesn’t understand?” this sounds like hes trying to use Barack’s words against him:
‘Barack doesn’t understand, or doesn’t get it’
(By the way that’s the way I felt every time McCan’t opened his mouth last night)
No homo.
Let’s Duel!
Barack: +50
Now listen to Mr. Obama speak so eloquently and sensibly on the economy & energy (which is part of the reason the economy is in shambles)
& This financial mess
En Garde!
& Then McCan’t turns around & curses @ Obama???
Did you hear him say ‘Horseshit’?! Twice? Please help.
Daggers Up
Barack Wins.
Let’s make sure he wins the election too.
Barack The Vote!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Showdown ’08: That One
Oct 9
Posted by MsOfficer
Even though I posted about the debate the other day, and this is hidden in one of the clips in there, I decided it would be a good idea to post John McCan’ts ‘That One’ post on its own. In case you missed it:
& That was rude as hell. Here it is in a broader context:
Of course, we as an audience cannot form our own opinions, so we need them to be dictated to us the political pundits. Here’s a strange CBS twist on that theory.
Whoa! actual regular American people!
What do you think Black man?
The comment was downright uncalled for. He did not address Barack Obama appropriately and was completely disrespectful. If nothing else it was certainly a low blow to discredit Obama’s thoughts and contributions on energy policies.
Not cool. Even as a pirate.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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