Category Archives: Ghostman
Geezer Swagg
My very own counterpart, Miss USA Crystle Stewart and I have something in common (besides our looks– See the resemblance? lol)
Its out affinity for older men.
But even I find this to be in bad taste.
The two have been seen around Chi-town canoodling, particularly @ one restaurant named Sepia.
Now, there are my fair share of older men that I would do, (of course if they were available–Nooooo disrespect)
but that’s besides the point.
Bill Murray? She’s 27 & he is 58. That means he’s 60. Which is rounded to 100. Which means Miss USA Crystle Stewart has been seen around town dating this!!!:
If they got together and had kids,
They’d probably look like:
I’m not saying, I’m just sayin…
But I guess she figures if he’s been in movies like:
Little Shop of Horrors
Caddyshack
Groundhog Day
Charlies Angels (as one of the Angels)
Osmosis Jones
and
Garfield: A Tale of two Kitties
then his pockets gotta be fat.
God speed.
Love,
Ms. Officer
Wtf
There’s obviously no better name for this post. In the wake of several white women coming forward about their former trysts w/ Black men in their memoirs, (i.e.: Barbara Walters) I guess this one should come as no surprise. Or should it?
Apparently, Marsha Brady was a cokew*ore.
In her new book Maureen McCormick admitted that she used to not only sleep with her co-star & on screen brother, Greg Brady (weeeeeeeeird) but that she partied @ the Playboy mansion, would barter sex for coke, dated Steve Martin (wasn’t he significantly older than her?)
and did
Ghostman himself.
or was it this guy?
when he was a Black man instead of a white woman?
Either way its a mess and a half- just thought you might like to know.
Yikes.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Ghostman
Wait a minute, Wait a minute! Did anyone hear that this guy
is selling his used panties on Ebay??? wtf
DNA samples were lifted from the Calvin Klein briefs that were once evidence in his 2003 child molestation trial. They’re now going for $1 Million. They were put up for sale by an NJ business man who got a hold of a whole bunch of Wacko Jacko’s crap after that whole bankruptcy fiasco.
If you’re worried about the ‘Seal of Authenticity’, don’t fret, it comes complete with evidence bag & police tape.
I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that they’re up for auction @ all, the fact that eBay is allowing it, or the fact that someone might actually purchase the underwear.
I just puked in my mouth about 143 times.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
