Category Archives: Boo Boo The Fool
Kanye West Vs. Matt Lauer?
Not necessarily expecting a “vs.” in between those two names. Nonetheless…
Whenever news anchors do that “sit-down-and-lemme-explain-to-you-what-the-f*ck-I-had-to-deal-with-here-before-I-introduce-every-clip” thingy, it usually means it wasn’t good.
Or was bizarre.
Orgionally I wanted to file this under “Hilarity”, but then I didn’t want to diminish what Kanye was saying, because he had some valid points.
But a lot of it was funny.
It starts @ :28 when Bush plunks his hands on the table beside the glass of water he’ll soon put his teeth in to demonstrate just how frustrated he was with Mr. West.
It ends @ :55 when Lauer points all the sh*t that has went miserably, extremely, disgustingly wrong in Bush’s 8 year dictatorship of this country.
When it was released last week that Bush named Kanye’s outburst as his most damming moment as president, that should’ve set off a loud f*ckin alarm to, like, everyone to not vote the whole f*cking House red.
Kanye shouldn’t have apologized just because this raisin came on the Today show 5 years after Katrina, still whining about what the rapper/producer said. When Ye made that statement, he hit the nail on the head– the country was teeming with frustration -the blatant disrespect & disregard shown to the people of New Orleans & the Gulf states- who were trapped while Bush was doing this:
Cutting cake on an Air Force Base with a f*cking fossil.
I’ve never been President.
BUT
I gather there are some instances where you’ve gotta stop whatever the f*ck you were doing & tend to the country. They include:
- More crop circles
- Another Fantasia album
- 1/3 of your empire is under f*cking water and no one can do anything about it.
Maybe it’s just me.
What’s most notable about this entire ordeal is that Lauer still thought Kanye would return for their Thanksgiving-y show in a couple of weeks.
Any moron with two peanuts in their brain could gather that after this performance this would not happen. Just to be sure, Kanye Tweeted it this morning.
Lesson:
- West shouldn’t have apologized
- The Taylor footage obviously struck a nerve
- In Kanye’s defense, Meredith was a little witchy at the end.
- This many Black people have never cared about the Today Show. Ever.
There. It’s settled.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
The Republicans Are Really, Really Good At Making America Scared
Boo!
Halloween came a tad bit late this year, when The GOP (not to be confused with DPG OR LBC) reclaimed the House, and pretty much all the land’s Governorships.
Yesterday’s midterm elections sent a resonating message throughout the country:
“We’re still scared of Negroes.”
And that’s really all the Republicans had to prey on in order to take this thing down.
Still reluctant to make the leap-the country- frustrated to the brim, hung on Barack Obama’s every word, a sheer promise of hope and change.
And it’s only halfway into his term.
What boggles my mind the most is that the U.S. seems to have caught a particular case of amnesia, forgetting that Barack Obama took office just under 2 years ago. America was in a sh*tty, sh*itty seemingly endless abyss, and, 8 years ago (or, as I now like to define time, Pre-Bush Kanye West Remix) America was enjoying a “disposable income”.
But for those of you who are not on a 24-hour, champagne diet, these election results are harrowing as scary as doing Carrot Top. Who would you rather?
And you can’t choose Dustin Diamond. And you can’t choose death.
What the Republicans did was genius–
They lost.
Were upset that they lost.
Let everybody know they were upset.
Then never let up on the attacks, temper tantrums. When a baby cries long enough, you must respond. And with the help of Fox News, succeeded in making Mr. Obama appear to be something he wasn’t.
At least New York didn’t elect Paladino. My sense of urgency to move to Cuba is exigent heightened.
Pay attention. His crew f*cked us.
Love,
*Ms. Officer
Boo-Boo The Fool Knows How To Duck
On a “surprise visit” to Bagdad, (Really? Who surprise visits Baghdad? You pop up @ a close friend’s house. Not halfway across the world.) at a press conference with Prime Minister Nouri- Al Maliki, President Bush President Boo Boo The Fool managed to get not one, but two shoes off of the feet of a reporter and hurled @ his dome.
He then joked around about it. “An important step toward a place that can govern itself” (Hahah, no pun intended on his behalf I’m sure)
President Boo Boo The Fool: “Lemme talk about the guy throwing the shoe…It’s like going to a politcal rally and having people yell @ you”
…except he threw both his shoes at you.
President Boo Boo The Fool: “It’s like driving down the street and have people not gesturing w/ all 5 fingers.” (What sh*tty grammar)
…except he threw both his shoes at you.
It actually took quite a while for anyone to make a move against this guy, like they wanted him to clock Boo Boo in the head. Good thing for the Fool, he ducked. When the reporter failed, that’s when security (and other reporters who were mad that he missed) made the move.
Now this man not only had to get tackled by everyone in the room, but had to go around barefoot for the rest of the day.
Not cool.
Smh
Love,
Ms. Officer
