Category Archives: Are You Black?

I can’t tell. If the race is too ambiguous I will be forced to ask the question. You can provide the answer

New Vid: Jon B.- Body Language

Funny enough, I heard this song earlier today for the 1st time on my own reconnaissance.

And just happened upon the video:

@ :10 This is obviously not part of the video. Don’t need it.

@ :22 Is he drunk?

@ :27 “This is the flyest sh*t I’ve ever been a part of”

@ :37  I don’t like it when people do “cat things”

@ 1:06 Is this not in HD?

@ 1:21 He’s obviously into doing that Bobby-Brown-I-Talk-Out-Of-The-Side-Of-My-Mouth thingy

@ 1:30 That’s pretty hot. I want to do that.

@ 1:42 I’d get the piano

@ 1:55 That’s quite the scarf

@ 2:04 Very Prince-ish

@ 2:37 Every White man (no matter how Black or Puerto Rican-y) owns a “Newsies” hat.

@ 2:40 I want to be played like that.

@2:44 Him being outside during the day has everything and nothing to do with the rest of this video.

@ 3:05 Cannonball!

@ 3:18 Don’t get too busy spinning around, there’s a moving ass right by your face– oh– you caught it

@ 3:25 She’s fat

@ 3:35 There’s a lot of sh*t floating around in that pool. But I’d try that.

@ 3:59 He’s not afraid to like what he likes. I like that.

Overall, this is a cool vid. A little different than the usual, the instruments add a nice touch. What’s with the Asian Chicks? I ran into Jon B. earlier in the summer at another group’s album release. Love Jon B.’s music.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

Are You Black? Vol. 2

-16th Overall Pick in 2003 NFL Draft

-Safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers

-Selected 4x for the Pro Bowl

-Selected 2x All Pro

-Has the biggest contract in Steelers history, extending him through 2011

-Highest paid safety in the league next to Bob Sanders (About $30 Million over 4 years)

-Super Bowl Champion

Stats are fantastic

buuuuuuuuuuuut

Are You Black?

http://www.trojanwire.com/images/polamalu-si-cover.jpg

What exactly is Samoan?

http://www.emqb.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/troy-polamalu.jpg

Yum

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/troypolamalu.jpg

I like that.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/159063841_82f8dd7264.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0aFTee1bHA2xD/610x.jpg

‘I kinda look like u, but I’m ambiguous!’

http://snapshot.parade.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=741366&g2_serialNumber=3

He luh da kids.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/2006/1114/10320463_240X180.jpg

Well, I’m stumped, but either way that’s a damn good look.

Love,

Ms. Officer

Are You Black?

Sometimes I just can’t tell what race/ ethnicity someone is, but something about them (maybe its that great great great granddaddy no one wants to talk about which lends credence to the 1/8th drop of ‘Negro’ blood that ‘officially’ makes you Black) gives it away. Kinda. (I don’t mean that’s this dude’s case)

So, for my 1st installment of Are You Black, I bring you Brit Import UK pop guy Bryn Christopher:

Not bad right? Aside from the broach, the toucan on his shoulder & the shiny shoes a-la-Puffy & Mase circa 1997, I kinda like.

Buuuut are you black?

Whatever the case may be, his music sounds pretty good.

I just don’t get it.

I mean, not that it ever actually matters what race one is, we’re all one big meltingpot, family, brother sister, yada yada yada. Whatever.

Love,

*Ms. Officer

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