New Vid: The Beyonce- 1+1

Don’t you ever forget. It is all about The Beyonce. And she’ll remind you every time.

@ :24 She’s wet. Still looks great. Who else’s fake  hair can do that?

@ :31

@ :37 Me neither. Failed math. In college.

@ :46  Don’t get carried away here guys (& some gals). The Beyonce’s wearing some sort of tank top.

@1:02 Is it sheer? LET IT HANG

@ 1:07 Did Jay-Z approve this? It’s to be expected of Rihanna, but HE’S GOT GOONS

@ 1:27

@ 1:41 This, ladies & gentlemen, is The Beyonce Experience.

@ 1:44 “REALIZE HOW MAJESTIC I AM.”

@1:47 “I’LL STAY QUIET WHILE YOU DO SO”

@ 2:07 2 virtual The Beyonces are better than 1 Solange.

@ 2:29 Any excuse to use this is worth taking

Relax, I know she’s not being that extreme.

@ 2:41 Ok, just so we’re clear, not Jigga’s arms.

@ 3:05 I don’t feel like I need a boob job now?

@ 3:12 “If, by now, you’re somehow unaware of how hot I am, allow me to demonstrate by dragging this ice all over me.”

@3:38 Smoking

@ 3:42 Bondage

@ 3:46 Bathtub

@ 3:57 Heat

@ 4:02 Cool

This is shaping up to be a wild night in the life of The Beyonce.

Like every other Destiny’s Child vid of her, there’s nothing else to focus on.  The song will have to grow on me, mainstream media will make sure it does.

Love,

*Ms. Officer