By The Time DMX Gets Arrested Again…

…I will have probably just gone to the bathroom.

DMX, a.k.a. Earl Simmons a.k.a. Recidivist Supreme is back at it again.  No matter how much I wish this was a DMX new music post, the fact is, it’s a DMX Your New Cellmate post.

For some reason he seems to think this sh*t is real.  & that he can do it. Then get away with it every time.

…but he’s right.  Dark Man X has been alluding substantially long jail sentences for quite the long while now. 361 years, to be exact.

On Tuesday they found him with coke illegal drugs coke again, on his way to, well, wherever he was going.  Though not too many details have emerged since then, this did:

Still dressed like the year 2000, –his heyday– in a football jersey an Timbs, X was visibly not thrilled he had to be there in the first place.  Slamming the papers down in front of the old white lady. That’s a middle finger to the law.

I also like that the announcer from Telemundo made a special celebrity guest appearance to commemorate the first rapper arrest of 2010 by speaking in Spanish in the courtroom.

And I’m sure it was no ballpark for anyone who was with him either. He also thinks he was the only one arrested on Tuesday.  I’l provide some comfort to him in letting X know, I not only know for a fact he has not been the only one arrested in AZ this week, I’ll even suggest an inmate:

Justin Bieber. Offense: Being prepubescent. And a toolbox.

At any rate, even though we joke, clown & kid on Earl Simmons, it really is a shame that he has ended up like this. He truly is a talented artist.  My next request is that he obtains Dr. Drew’s cell phone number real quick because I just can’t go through this Michael Jackson syndrome again. I personally can’t take it.

Hopefully X will find his way back to God in wanting to be a minister, but not like

Because we’ve already learned from that mistake before.

Why was he scratching & tweeking like that? Is that a stupid question?

DMX gets another go ’round in front of a judge on March 16th, facing violations on 5 counts of his probation. Pretty sure one of which, is crack use.

It must taste good.

Let’s take a trip back to were X was crazy and productive ripping it:

(I apparently have this video on my computer)

(Easily the best DMX song existence)

What will you have done by the time Dark Man X gets arrested again?

Love,

*Ms. Officer