Lady Gaga & The Beyonce- Telephone
Here is the world premiere of the highly anticipated video!
Before you instantly gratify yourselves with visuals of The Beyonce & Mr. Lady Gaga, you must appreciate my live commentary of this video as I watched it unfold for the very first time.
Much like you, I was thinking:
- I did not realize watching this thing was going to take up 10 minutes of my time
-@:24 secs: What’s the point of Tyrese being in this video?
-@ :38 secs I decided it was too weird. And I had to stop eating my Wheat Thins in order to continue watching
-Anyone who doesn’t think Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite is a hermaphrodite too
-@ :54 secs: This is gross.
-:1:12: That is one hell of a tuck & roll to try and prove you don’t have a ***k.
-@ 1:40: Those glasses could get dangerous.
-@1:43: Precious?
-@ 2:07: What is this?
-@3:37: Panty prison, huh? nice. I’d go too if I got 3 squares, no rent plus cable. Not a bad deal.
-@ 4:24: A Beats By Dre computer, huh? But what is that using it? It’s voice is deep. And gross.
-@ 4:51: I don’t see The Beyonce not overshadowing Lady Gaga in this video.
-@4:55: This is starting to feel like this could go one of two ways. 1 of which being a bad porno.
-@5:03: Yep, this is weird. (Notice The Beyonce did not venture eating after Gaga.)
-@5:07: Ew. Honey Buns. Hoodrat snack.
-@6:07: Asian stereotypes are always fun. And Accurate.
-@7:07: Nice! Actual recipe for poison. That could actually come in handy.
-@ 7:49: The Beyonce looked a little manly for, like, 2/3 of a second. No big deal though. She’s still insanely beautiful.
-@7:50: Love the dance sequence, even though they decided to bring their friends along to trample all over some dead bodies.
Very Laverne and Shirley-esque. Although I’m not sure they actually rode off in a P****Wagon. I’m gonna have to check my references on that one.
See and enjoy for yourself.
I still come away from this not really knowing what Lady Gaga really looks like.
But I Love the song and the concept (overall) is innovative. That Lady Gaga won’t disappoint.
What kind of commentary can you come up with? Place them below!
Love,
*Ms. Officer
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Posted on March 11, 2010, in New Video Actually Worth Watching and tagged Jai Hernandez, Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone Video World Premiere, Tyrese Gibson. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.
at 4;37.. the Lady cop types MISSOFFICER in the login of the dating website. A nod to lil’wayne! and the Officer’s.!
Damn. Took me 42 years to learn I’m a hermaphrodite.
I giggle everytime Beyonce says “Gaga”. Just sounds funny.
Sorry to break the news to you
And if you still seriously don’t know what she “really” looks like, behold:
She also makes two blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearances as her pre-Gaga self in the jail scenes of “Telephone” .
lol yea i know, but there’s just something so…about her
LOL, some people are starting to wonder about “Hunny- Bee’s” new BFF – is Jay-Z’s getting the job done at home? Or is it that she doesn’t want Gaga to feel lonely on that list of things that nutbag Fred Phelps says God hates ?
That video is 10 minutes of serious WTF. I could watch it all day. Of course then I’d have to spend the entire next day in the shower
Okay, not to be a pain in your ass, but I stumbled across this today, and I’m curious as to what you’ll make of this:
http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3423
Personaly, I think this dude mistook a bottle of Night Train for his daily dose of Jesus Juice..
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