Who Won The Superbowl?

The politically correct answer is the New Orleans Saints.  If you ask anyone to tell it, they defeated the Indianapolis Colts with a score of 31-17, making it the most watched television event in history; even more so than

and the very last episode of M*A*S*H*

I am proud of the team, I am proud for the city.  For it’s 1st championship, it’s amazing and they deserve it.

But there’s another answer at play here:

Exhibit A: Kim Kardahian and Reggie Bush.

Let it be known: I am not (nor have I ever been) a fan of Kim Kardashian.

I do not watch the show.

I do not want the perfume.

I do think Khloe is their brother.

But did you see this??

The problem here is not a proud girlfriend running up to congratulate her man on a feat accomplished by the waaaay underdog.

The problem its that she does not recognize that this is not her moment, ergo becoming an attention whore.

Reggie Bush won the Superbowl.

Couldn’t she have let him have his immediate moment with a reporter right then? Mid- sentence?

And pleaaaaaase tell me you heard Gertrude egging Kim on. That woman sounds like she eats whole hamhocks in one sitting.

There was, however, hearsay that Reggie promised Kim he’d marry her if he won the Superbowl.  Seemed like a long shot to him 3 weeks ago, eh?

Ew.

Some things never change?

At any rate, enjoy this hilarious Snickers Superbowl commercial starring Betty White!

Love,

*Ms. Officer