No matter why you know who he is, we can all agree on one thing: He’s bad as sh*t.
When Kellan exists, I can’t really see how everyone can be going so criminally insane over Robert Pattinson. As I stated before– outside of him playing a vampire, he actually looks dead.
Sh*t he could stand for a tan, couldn’t he?? Maybe even get pointers from this douchebag:
I am sorry, it was stupid of me to digress like that.
It’s very seldom that I lay my eyes on someone who immediately turns me into ravenous wolf. At 6’1 and just the right amount of body, I size him up as juuust right.
As I sit here writing this, I am having extreme trouble keeping my legs together– as evidenced by his new spread to advertise Calvin Klein’s new manties. CK truly loves to photograph men’s balls.
Expletive-Expletive-Expletive-Expletive
You can’t be serious dude.
Makes me feel sorta like…
…Except I don’t think he’s a bitch. And I’m not a boy. And I hate Akon.
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