Damn

John Stamos makes me hot.

Yep, that’s what I said.

And yes, that is the current John Stamos.  All 46 years of him.

I am half his age.

& All the way into him.

I can feel the judgemental glares through the computer screen.  I don’t care what you think.  Say what you want, this near 50 year old man is hotter than

all of the guys I’m talking to right now

many guys I actually know

Just about 90% of the men I’ve dated, talked to,  seen, fondled (intentional or otherwise) had a conversation with, breathed in an elevator near in the last….year or 88.

But I am no novice Kelly-ee.

I’ve always had a thing for older men, dating all the way back to one of my my original crushes;

when he was still going by Puff Daddy. & I wasn’t even in high school yet. So it should come as no surprise that given the opportunity, I’d gladly skinny dip with Mr. Stamospoopopopollrkokojohfshuohgaiyhfvhinvbajshduolous.

Oh yes. Please more.

So what, most of you may know him as just Uncle Jesse from Full House?

I’d like to refer to him as Dr. Hot

mmmmmm. How much fun could you have with that?

….Didn’t I hear somewhere that he was a sex addict?

(Ok, ignore the babies.  That’s definitely a mood killer)

Love,
*Ms. Officer