Kick Him While He’s Down

…This is the last Tiger post

The last Tiger post for a while

The last consecutive Tiger post.

Via TigerWoods.com, the golfer said this past weekend that he was “taking a hiatus from golf” indefinitely.  He said, quote:

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

Essentially, this looks really bad right now for him.  Not only does Tiger have a binge-hoe problem, but its been put on front street for the whole world to see.  This bodes worse than a Lil’ Wayne-guested episode of 106.

But you can’t look away.  This man’s image was impeccable, but who’d-a-thought that this guy would be the one sexin’ all up & down the U.S.?

Nothing about Tiger Woods screams voracious, insatiable sexual appetite.

Nothing.

However this Tiger Woods situation is getting ripped out from the guts:

-Florida Department of Children and Families paid a visit the Woods’ Windermere, FL home on Sunday.  To investigate probable child abuse.

-Consulting firm Accenture dropped him from their roster.

-AT&T & Gillette have eased up on those ads featuring him (but have made no sharp moves concerning Tiger yet).

-Nike & Electronic Arts, with whom he’s been with for over 10 years are turning their heads the other way & sticking w/ him representing their brands. Cuz “don’t nobody on Earf play golf better than dis n***a!”

-His wife, Elin, stopped wearing her wedding ring:

-White woman tally now up to 14 (weirdly enough, the same number of majors Tiger has) including a cougar at least 7 years his senior.

-Tiger is allegedly contemplating moving to France, and is having properties scoped out so he can escape the intense media glare that’s been cast upon his FL home.

You know if he never plowed around on his front lawn…this probably wouldn’t have unraveled like this…

Damn Tiger.

Love,

*Ms. Officer